Master Bates

Andrew Surman is set to play against Man Utd even though it may destroy his move to Fulham. Surman, 22, could arrive at Craven Cottage on loan with a view to a permanent move in the summer, with Chris Baird loaned back to Saints in return.

Don't worry, the good news is, it'll be the hottest summer yet

I watched the cup final yesterday and thought "Yeah, we could do it Sunday" then I realised, we had a mature side where Man Utd had a young side.................

Heard last night that some of the players are petrified to play today

As hinted here a while ago, post 5 http://94.102.148.26/forum/showthread.php?t=7510 Notts Forest also want him though.

Cheap option again, god, this club never feckin surprises me!

Wouldn't it be great if Christian Dailly came back on loan til the end of the season.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2091486.ece

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4017602.Saints_v_Man_U_ticket_rip_off/

That's right, Preacher of hate Omar Bakri has ordered followers to convert Aliens to Islam. I wish to be smoking what he's smoking.

So, who's been silly/desperate enough to spend £185 on a ticket for tomorrow?

Absolutely everyone at the club realises their mistake and announce that our goalkeepers name is infact Calvin Davies and not Kelvin Davis, hence causing uproar from those fans with Davis on the back of their shirts.

I guess I won't be going to the match with Calvin then, barsteward!

Lowe gets caught skinny dipping in the south coast.

SFC = Lucy Pinder to win BB SMS = Save My Smithy Can we chant 'One Lucy Pinder' on Sunday?

tbf isn't that what the child's play area is for, to abandon the kids?

I can quickly answer this for you, he charges me £50 a night and it's worth every penny. Hope Saga proves the critics wrong.

All well and good, but surely it should state on season tickets and match tickets that the taking of photo's are banned.

Yep 3, all 3 by Swanie.

The guy definitely used a mobile. I remember sitting in The Dell and seeing flashes from cameras all during the matches.

Mr Lowe, as it seems you've banned people from taking pictures, will you soon start banning people from wearing club shirts to the game?

Well, at first I thought I was p!ssed or dreamt it, but after pming a few people it seems it WAS real what I saw against Reading. A steward had a go at a fan in the Northam end for taking a picture of the match and threatened to chuck him out, it is becoming pathetic when a family club, well, ex-family club like Saints banning people from taking pictures during the match, the directors should hold their heads in shame. What's next, you gonna search everyone before the game and take their camera phones away from them?!?!?!? Rupert Lowe, Michael Wilde, please explain as to why fans are no longer allowed to take pictures during games, is it because our players are too young to have their pictures taken and could be classed as child porno? just explain,, or i'll get the Echo to find out, not that you'd tell the Echo of course seeing as you're all stuck up the same persons ar5e, pathetic.

I don't think Robertson will be staying somehow, believe they're getting him a place in Prison for killing whilst dangerous driving.

Men with bent hands are normally known as gheyers.

What Dog said, and on xmas day too.