Master Bates

Tis true unfortunately, shame the referee forgot the rule where if you foul during a goal scoring opportunity and you're the last man you get a red. Or have I just made that up?

Nah thanks, I still hold a grudge against the rude stuck up c**t.

Are they still not waiting on planning permission for a couple of sites before going ahead with investing in us?

Don't start upsetting me

Don't now if it's been said but staplewooder is a WUM, he's posted allsorts of stuff that's never happened. Wilde should have been gone by now if Staplewooder was correct. Proof Swanie's the one you should listen to: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A45522830

I must say, i'm proud of my Saints team, even at 1-0 down with only ten men we could have got a draw, shame Man Utd had more money than us to pay the ref!!!

What's Topman? I liked Topcat when I was younger,

You mean we have a woman playing for us? knew I shouldn't have left my glasses at work during xmas Is she fit?

Yes?

Might be wrong but was that not waterlogged?

Andrew Surman is set to play against Man Utd even though it may destroy his move to Fulham. Surman, 22, could arrive at Craven Cottage on loan with a view to a permanent move in the summer, with Chris Baird loaned back to Saints in return.

Don't worry, the good news is, it'll be the hottest summer yet

I watched the cup final yesterday and thought "Yeah, we could do it Sunday" then I realised, we had a mature side where Man Utd had a young side.................

Heard last night that some of the players are petrified to play today

As hinted here a while ago, post 5 http://94.102.148.26/forum/showthread.php?t=7510 Notts Forest also want him though.

Cheap option again, god, this club never feckin surprises me!

Wouldn't it be great if Christian Dailly came back on loan til the end of the season.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2091486.ece

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4017602.Saints_v_Man_U_ticket_rip_off/

That's right, Preacher of hate Omar Bakri has ordered followers to convert Aliens to Islam. I wish to be smoking what he's smoking.

So, who's been silly/desperate enough to spend £185 on a ticket for tomorrow?

Absolutely everyone at the club realises their mistake and announce that our goalkeepers name is infact Calvin Davies and not Kelvin Davis, hence causing uproar from those fans with Davis on the back of their shirts.

I guess I won't be going to the match with Calvin then, barsteward!

Lowe gets caught skinny dipping in the south coast.