Master Bates

Fixed.

I can always chuck the Quails eggs from afar, your mouth's big enough Ah, that £2 from the pool table.

I hate being peoples biach.

Just made the following, just print, cut out and stick in your window. It's black because these are dark days, but you can always save the pic and change the colour to suit you.

Gordon Strachan had also failed recent to joining us.

I haven't been in there in ages, too pricey for me. Alex is a good bet, quite a big garden too.

+1.

Saints have been contacted by Jack Cork who has described his decision to leave Southampton as one of the most "difficult of his career". http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/?page_id=11250

Saints have been contacted by Jack Cork who has described his decision to leave Southampton as one of the most "difficult of his career". http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/?page_id=11250

Me and my mate are wondering where our next score is going to come from. We're not junkies, we're Saints fans.

Me and my mate are wondering where our next score is going to come from. We're not junkies, we're Saints fans.

Me and my mate are wondering where our next score is going to come from. We're not junkies, we're Saints fans.

Me and my mate are wondering where our next score is going to come from. We're not junkies, we're Saints fans.

I'm not sure, ask someone else.

I'm not sure, ask someone else.

Does Wilde have final say over whether Poortvliet goes or not?

Does Wilde have final say over whether Poortvliet goes or not?

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/4059685.Armstrong_furious_at_Channon_Suite_ejection/

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/4059685.Armstrong_furious_at_Channon_Suite_ejection/

They're not just stewards though are they, i've seen us play them a couple of times on the pitch, i'm sure I have.............

Pretend you've won Formula 1 by placing your thumb over the end of the penis at the point of ejaculation.

tbf it is easier when it's only one persons fault as opposed to lots, makes my head hurt.............

Nick's spelling gets worse and worse.

I wear black socks, one pair a day, I have 7 pairs. Old socks keep my willy warm in the winter.

Was there not fighting in 3 of the stands Saturday? nickh, you seemed to have disappeared on about 85mins, did you try getting on that pitch? tut tut