Master Bates

I heard it was strange men.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/league_of_wales/7846943.stm

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/frattonlatest/Dyer-I39d-love-to-score.4906622.jp

Spag bol is lovely, not with Parmesan cheese though, normal cheese grated. Bolognaise & chips/wedges with cheese is much better though.

Why parents should always check their children's homework before they hand it in: A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment. After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note: Dear Ms. Davis, I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel. Mrs. Harrington

Surmaninho if heard right, but then it is me.

Ah Jerome.

Johnson?

Think Wave FM said he was having a medical, anyone else hear it?

Oi! Think about the self harmers before you go saying things like that.

tbf i've never cum across my boss either.

Tell me this is tongue in cheek, a jokey comment.

Ditto

Does this explain why the crisis meeting was only 30mins long?

I see Boy George has been let out of prison early. No, my mistake that's just Jade Goody

Ignore list.

Only half an hour?

Normally when the forum goes down there's big news, here's hoping.

Looks a wee bit like Mike Barnes from Hollyoaks.

What would it be like with Lawrie Mac as Chairman?

Shhh

Question is though, who the feck is Ange and why should we stand up for her?

I know to begin with he got the wrong man to make the Ted Bates Statue. I think the "out of his depth" remarks were about him being in the swimming pool because he's short.

I tried that archive.org thing, I gave up.

One too many players unless the goal keeper is playing out of goal :smt044