Master Bates

So yesterday afternoon I hear a bang, few minutes later sirens are blaring and a helicopter flying about, but I thought nothing of it. Then in the Echo today PART of Southampton city centre was sealed off this afternoon after a man was found shot in the head. A major police investigation was launched but police now believe that the man shot himself. Officers taped off the length of Rockstone Place after while major crime detectives and forensic officers moved in. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4115919.City_sealed_off_after_shooting/ Oo'er, bit close for comfort.

Sh*tty transfer window rules

Jonas Wallerstedt on loan?

Redundant type thing We're living in repetition. Content in the same old shtick again. Now the routine's turning to contention, Like a production line going over and over and over, roller coaster. Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice. I'm speechless and redundant. 'Cause I love you's not enough. I'm lost for words.

I'm looking for a new job

+1. They only mention that the fan was attacked and left with take away food, grazes, cuts & bruises over him due to the two players. Doesn't mention whether the fan had done anything to deserve it or not.

In todays Echo they have the story about David McGoldrick & Bradley Wright Phillips attacking a Saints fan outside the Giddy Bridge, oo'er

I see Saints players out on the lash almost every and all weekend, but then this is Sholing Saints i'm on about.

T'was terrible news, luckily it was the fake stuff and not the real real strong smelling loving stuff that makes you feel alive all over. Great weekend by the way, 9/10

I will be renewing regardless, even if we are non existent.

mincer

That's what it says at the bottom of the article.

Can we play Watford then?

Have looked into a French subtitled film called "Frontière(s)" and may purchase it, anyone seen it yet? apparently it's better than "Switchblade Romance", which is very good.

never

....making a huge LOWE OUT in the snow? I would, but alas i'm at work.

Only just got to work, a 20min journey has taken over an hour. Nice to see the UK is still prepared when it comes to snow.

Got up at 5am, made a cup of tea, made porridge which turned out like edible lumpy thick wallpaper paste type glue. 5:something, took the dog out in the snow, chucked snowballs at each other, I chased her, we fell over, we kissed etc. 6: something got in, showered and another cup of tea. In 8 mins, i'll be entering the chaos of......................GETTING TO WORK!

Yeah ok, at the end of the season. Southampton head coach Mark Wotte says that on loan winger Nathan Dyer will return to the South Coast when his loan spell at the Liberty Stadium ends. Dyer has been a big hit at Swansea since joining until the end of the season, scoring in the FA Cup giantkilling at Portsmouth and setting up Guillem Bauza in the midweek Preston win. http://www.rivals.net/news/pgarticle.aspx?artid=13698_4882559&id=79

Both

Backed up by the celebration after the first goal? I thought it was for Surman's baby, but now.....

Mark Wotte said it after yesterday's match. Wotte sees in him the same potential as Theo Walcott.

Hard luck Swansea, Mark Wotte to recall Nathan Dyer

That's in todays Echo, wtf????

Didn't your mum used to threaten you by saying, "Just wait until your father gets home."? With your dad saying, "Just wait until your mother goes out."?