Master Bates

*looks around, checks this is actually the Muppet Show and NOT the Lounge* Rule 1

Anyone able to copy & paste? Company blocks yahoo. That soap one was funneh

Jan Poortvliet has hit out at his replacement at Southampton, Jan Wotte, after seeing his assistant step into his shoes at St Mary's. Poortvliet paid the price for a dismal record of one home win in 14 games with the sack last week and Wotte replaced him with "mixed feelings". In an interview with De Telegraaf, Poortvliet claimed: "It is far from chic what he does. "When everything is settled, Wotte must do what he wants. "I am sick of this man." Wotte oversaw a 2-2 draw with Norwich City on Tuesday night as his side fought back from 2-0 down to claim a point. http://www.setanta.com//uk/Articles/Football/2009/1/28/Championship-Poortvliet-on-Wotte/gnid-37457/ http://www.telegraaf.nl/telesport/voetbal/3105596/__Poortvliet_is_Wotte_spuugzat__.html?p=6,2 Who's Jan Wotte????????

Don't forget he scored at the weekend, might of been an off day

If I was a tree, tall and green, I still wouldn't know, just what I mean. Great result considering, nice to play 4 4 f*cking 2!

2 mins into the second half I say.

Yeah, we laughed yesterday http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=8842&highlight=goat And now, i'm laughing, at you

When you start going out with someone, just after they go to sleep at night, put a nicotine patch on their arm. Then just before they wake up in the morning take it off again. This way, if they ever leave you, they will get withdrawal symptoms, think its love and come back.

+2.

I told you nobody would pull my finger! http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showpost.php?p=172253&postcount=14

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Well thank you, just looked it up and seems cool, I will be purchasing that at the weekend.

Anyone got any plans for February 14th?

Sorry fella, needed an eye catching title.

Yeah just seen that bit in the Echo

Rupert Lowe, Michael Wilde and Andrew Cowen offered to quit Saints – if Leon Crouch found £6m to wipe out the club’s overdraft. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/4078020.Crouch_asks_Lowe_and_Wilde_to_join_him_and_put_in___2m/

Because it's a cheese roll?

Also about Crouch offering £2m is mentioned.

If Crouch stumped up £6m. In todays Echo.

It's gonna be a very hot summer.

Easter Sunday

Will there be time to go to the pub afterwards? Otherwise i'll have to get into town pretty early.

Is he Michael Jackson?