What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Playing Hockey for the gold,
He put Rupert Lowe upon his arse,
While wearing a blind fold.
When Brian Boitano was at St Mary’s,
Fighting grizzly Michael Wildes,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maiden fans fair.
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the fans in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano would do.
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot Lowes,
and saved the human race again,
So lets all get together,
And unite to stop Lowelife,
And we'll save our lovely club too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano do.
And we'll save our lovely club too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano dooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano do.