Master Bates

Happy Birthday

Nah, not when he scored twice against Everton to keep us up and that debut equalising goal against Blackburn as a sub And then there was that superb strike against the Skates

Still wouldn't mind him on a pay as you play basis.

Can we have Ezequiel Lavezzi, Thiago Silva & Diego Buonanotte?

RIP (retire in peace)

MONSTERS! It's like giving kids play things, then taking them away again whilst pointing and laughing at the same time.

I'm pretty open minded tbf. I'd do it so hard, they'd feel like two eggs having their tops smashed open with a spoon. Then 4 eyes would pop out.

I guess this explains why Mr Blobby isn't a father.

What a day, fat b@stards fairly not being allowed to adopt, and an inbred skate couple giving birth to a two headed scaly monster.

One of only four surviving British veterans of World War I has died at the age of 108. William Stone, from Watlington in Oxfordshire, was the last British serviceman to have seen active duty in both world wars. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/7824999.stm RIP

There's a mole in our midst.

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She's a lesbian, it says it on her undies, she loves Pink!!!!!!

She's a lesbian, it says it on her undies, she loves Pink!!!!!!

What about the babies?

What about the babies?

Wot?

Wot?

No, but you can with rohypnol.

No, but you can with rohypnol.

Actually yeah it is different, last time there were only about 12, go on then, someone get clicking! I want her to have my babies.

Actually yeah it is different, last time there were only about 12, go on then, someone get clicking! I want her to have my babies.

Old news is old. Managed to get all the pics and sent them in a Bewbs pm, oh the good ole days.

Old news is old. Managed to get all the pics and sent them in a Bewbs pm, oh the good ole days.

People at work thinks it's sick, disgusting and shouldn't be born, yet I disagree, there's nowt wrong with having two heads.