Master Bates

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Yup, think they realised that the last 4 times i've been in the Echo sales have been down :smt119

I can remember a player who scored two long range shots in a game.................... Matthew Oakley

Performance artist Stelios Arcadiou, 62, had this artificial third lughole surgically constructed on his arm three years ago. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2374755.ece

Men who get ears constructed on their arms.

Noticed Andrew Strode Gibbons decided to join us yesterday in the Northam end. nickh - lovely pic of you in the Echo today, you shouldn't have put your arms up though, think the guy next to you ended up fainting

Mukesh Ambami is owned by Mr & Mrs Ambami

In 10mins local derby Wigan v St Helens Tomorrow: eventually football Sunday: ??? Monday: Again, eventually football

What's the punishment?

Long Shot's a woman?!? knew I should have chatted her up via PM.

http://www.offthepost.info/2009/04/rupert-lowe-blames-internet-forums-for-the-breakdown-of-his-relationship-with-southampton-fans/

What about in the mouth?

Yeah, still watch it

Me 3, SNSUN's g/f is a cheat!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7988169.stm

Yeah the Echo took their banner down, thought they would have left it until the end of the season. Golden Balls, try asking the head steward if he has it.

d) Make povety history, cheaper drugs now Imagine, an 8th of skunk at £5

No deductions, possible draw tonight.

Or this Rod Stewart to buy Southampton Leisure Holdings bringing in Gordon Strachan to manage. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A49528326

:shock:

I'm interested to know what your Auntie's having.

I never was any good at maths.

I might get a haircut, just for the person who sits by nickh. Should be a cracking atmosphere.

If only 10,000,00 peeps paid £4 each.............

Take the consortium. Simpleton.