Master Bates

So rumours of Lukas Jutkiewicz signing on loan is a no no.

I'd like to get my teeth into dentistry.

But what about for Goody?

Is there a countdown to death ticker anywhere?

You fancy a trip then?

Ooooooo, would love the cheerleaders to come back for next season!!!!!!!!

Nah, just a dog on heat Had my first date in 3 years about a week ago, went ok then the second date got cancelled for good, oo'er

'Woman'? not much of a party

The women trying on all the different items, testing the dildos etc

I plan to spend more time in the pub before going to watch Saints, depends if Season Ticket prices do go up or not.

I'm positive, doctor gave me the results this morning. I hope and pray we stay up.

Rule 1?

I turned up at the Bargate to great disappointment.

Tonight: St Helens v Salford and beer Saturday: Stuff, pub, footy, stuff Sunday: Stuff, probably go on a female murder spree to help save the male population from all c*nts and retarded biaches

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I like his quote on BBC Don't think there's 50 points up for grabs is there

And the Skates Portsmouth are reportedly in a race with Aston Villa and Everton for Southampton's highly rated midfielder Andrew Surman. http://www.eatsleepsport.com/portsmouth/pompey-race-saints-ace-871534.html

EVERTON and Aston Villa are in a race to sign Southampton midfielder Andrew Surman. The South African-born 22-year-old has represented the England Under-21s and is a key player at the Saints. http://www.greenun24.co.uk/content/greenun/sport/football/non-league/story.aspx?brand=EADOnline&category=SportRumourMill&tBrand=GreenUnOnline&tCategory=xDefault&itemid=IPED11%20Mar%202009%2009%3A45%3A58%3A290 http://www.sunderlandecho.com/safc/Transfer-rumours-Wed-March-11.5058611.jp

Yes please

In b4 picture of Harry Hill Redknapp

There's always a nice surprise when I come. This place has changed alot.

Real life: Bundy or Gein Fantasy: Charles Lee Ray

9/10

Of course.