Master Bates

Bear with him, he can't post again until tomorrow.

I'm stoned, makes me clever, wise and very old I guess if you're comparing me you St Lanny.

You f**king b@st@rd, it's 'reciprocate'.

I tend to go on your facebook page and aim directly for your face.

So far we have: "Fabrice Fernandes wants to come out of retirement and would love to come to Saints" http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A50744306 and: "Tugay has quit Blackburn to join Saints" http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A50729240 http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A50729303

At least you're safe from Goody flu, this is the first of 7 deadly plagues, as mentioned by the book of revelations. How much you had to drink? Rule 1

Ditto the skint. You've been on here 'smirking' away ever since your thread, and why not

sad enough to be on here? Apart from moi of course.

Ah good, glad the OS link from earlier has been backed up by the new OS link

Have faith dear boy have faith.

I admit, I hate anything to do with planes, except 9/11.

But that's because they were injured, they needed to rest up so they'd be fit for Sunday so they could put themselves in the shop window.

I think they collected their wages.

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=extreme%20ironing&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

I'm currently on my own for 2 weeks, on Wednesday, I ironed for the first time. 2 shirts, 2 t shirts, and a pair of jeans, pillow cases and yeah. +1

That's confirmed it, there's still nothing I wouldn't yank off to on the internet.

Either put this in the Lounge, or a mental institution.

You ever had carnal, drunken monkey sex?

Stay off the drugs Calvin. Squishy?

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4334606.The_cheek_of_Rupert_/

Swine!

Nottingham Police have taken the unprecedented actions of telling Rupert Lowe to stay away from the County Ground. He supposedly had gained tickets for this Sunday's final match of the season. But Saints fans are in uproar that he will be present at the match. Police are concerned for public safety and crowd trouble. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A50663612