Master Bates

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Anyone hear Mark Dennis mention that Glenn Hoddle would come back as manager with one of the consortia?

You tell him St Lanny, we've been over this subject a million times already, it's annoying and always ends up with the same conclusion, rabbits in pink tutus.

Mormon.

Today I am yes, building a rockery on a hill of mud in the corner of my garden so I can get rid of the rocks in the other corner so then i'll have a decent sized vegetable patch. Must remember that wheelchairs are quite big.

Word from the outer limits say there was a spelling mistake and the article is being proof read, see http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/search/?searchType=site&Keywords=davis&page_id=6594&go=%26&refine=1&result_page=search.php&sort=score&option=start&path=&template_demo=&limite=10&site=1&startfrom=135&startfrom=210&startfrom=285&startfrom=360&startfrom=435&startfrom=510&startfrom=585&startfrom=660&startfrom=735&startfrom=810&startfrom=885&startfrom=960&startfrom=1035&startfrom=1110&startfrom=1125 "...Season Kelvin Davis has insisted that he is prepared to stay at St..." See, mistake right there with "Season Kelvin"

Ask Saint-in-Mourning, but i'm pretty sure the aliens got him or Dalek.

nickh, in answer to your earlier question of what Pearson was on, apart from sometimes on his butt, the echo state Poortvliet (£60k) was on five times less than Pearson, so £300k? Also, when I see you in August, I expect you to have lost 3 stone.

Interesting stuff, Nigel Pearson wanted to stay and would have taken a salary drop. Poortvliet was only on £60,000 a year (seven times less than George Burley), less than some of the players. Leon Crouch & Pearson had a 3 year plan and more.

Did he tell the player he sinned in a former life?

Could be the new Chris Marsden.

It's a bit like my erections. 1st up, then down, then up, then down............

I can't, my "How to cook a cat" receipe is stuck on b-anter which has died.

I'm cack handed you bish bash bosh. Things that people get wrong: Get knocked out like a pussy Trying to survive at home on their own Giving birth to me

You mean jeans aren't supposed to be ironed?

Anyone got a lighter? my fire's blown out

Yes, 200%

We're saved.

I wish I had a woman who would go down as easy as Hatton.

Just read you talking about this in the other thread, so why make a new one? You is crazy mon.

Don't forget the bit about Le Tissier being on the board of directors if it goes through.

Anyone reckon Mark Wotte might get kept on in some coaching capacity by whoever takes over? I wouldn't mind tbf.

It's here, just get the Mods to rename this thread

KELVIN DAVIS is being pressured to remain with crisis-hit Southampton - by his wife and children. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/286091/SAINT-LIFE-GRAND-FOR-KELVIN-DAVIS-Wife-and-children-want-keeper-to-stay-at-St-Marys.html