Master Bates

Sorry WS but I have to disagree with you, Wotte can't leave, otherwise it would have been a waste of time in doing this to myself | | | | | | | | |

Very ghey, pool's better (for me due to short sightedness)

Makes the song quite deep, especially when sung extra slow, i'm off to join the cue at the Itchen Bridge again.....

To which tune should this be sung too?

Bill Murray's put on weight!

News from radio solent. Fry has said that talks are still ongoing and a takeover no nearer as yet

News from radio solent. Fry has just said that talks are still ongoing and a takeover no nearer as yet

British Cardiovascular Society?

It is with sad regret to announce that John Barnes died this morning following a short illness.

Nothing in the Echo except Saints Aid tomorrow. This should cheer some up

Le Tiss' niece isn't all that bad tbf.

Thanks Leon.

The group says it is ready to hand over £500,000 by way of advance to cover this month’s wage bill. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/4384529.New_bid_to_save_Saints/

Which Jackson says he's ready to hand over (no quote though).

You must have a different Echo to mine, no mention of the overseas interest in mine today.

No.

Marc Jackson HAS submitted a second offer which falls just short of the £14m.

I think i'd get infracted if it was just a snatch.

You sound just like Barrymore. Will be back tomorrow.

Fercking s**t

Seeing as this is part of a real story, I wonder if either of the guys in bold will have a job this time tomorrow. Good to see the skates (Corp Ho, Mack etc ) infiltrating the defence barriers

Anything announced yet?

Hard(l)y

If you were President Obama, could you not just buy us yourself?

That's class! Bet Jillyanne screams like a girl.