Master Bates

No, not when you've been gardening most of the morning up til now, just finishing off another cooler then back outside for more.

Happy Magic Weekend

I'm alright for now, just had beans on toast with sausages and hash browns. Now going out to sit in the garden with a cool beer.

He has, see this thread here: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=12461

Go buy the hard copy of the Echo, full story in there including "The pole is set to miss tomorrow's final Championship game at Nottingham Forest through injury.""

McDonalds is s**t I want a real breakfast not a processed one.

I'd get everyone to cook my breakfast.

My mate done that, bet £30 on the opposition to win and instead we won, happened 2 games in a row.

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4337974.Marek_s_not_keen_on_League_One_football/

He's not, he's got one of those injuries.

Todays hard copy echo. Also has Saganowski saying he doesn't want to play in League 1.

Flybe have decided to sponsor us next season, how nice of them.

How much can we get for you to do it?

That old Woolston Ferry coming towards me, Coming for to carry me home . . . If you're ever out in Sholing And you want to go to town Don't you go via Bitterne That's the long way round Take a trip across the ferry Take a trip across the sea And if you're a pedestrian, you can go for free . . Guess i'll finish off then On the Woolston Ferry It doesn't travel very fast It was never built for comfort It was built to last On two steel hauses Across the river it'll creep The steel glints in the sunlight And flops back into the deep And from the deck of the ferry What a wonderful sight All they shipwrights grafting At Thorneycrofts on the right On the Woolston Ferry It doesn't travel very fast It was never built for comfort It was built to last Go and see Lowry's painting In the art gallery Of this wonderful relic of a past centruy When I sing of its construction You'll be surprised to learn That the bow going one way Coming back becomes the stern! On the Woolston Ferry It doesn't travel very fast It was never built for comfort It was built to last See the weather-beaten captain With his weather-beaten tan He don't wear no gold braid He's a corporation man And the captains of the ferry They're a dying race Cos there ain't no ex-tram drivers To go and take their place On the Woolston Ferry It doesn't travel very fast It was never built for comfort It was built to last But the floating bridge has had it They say it's got to go Cos the motorists don't like it At 15p a throw So they build a bridge of concrete Very modern, very high But every time I use it I look down on either side . . . On the Woolston Ferry It doesn't travel very fast It was never built for comfort It was built to last, to last

Chasing the Surman dream does not count as exercise.

Willie McKay?

Bear with him, he can't post again until tomorrow.

I'm stoned, makes me clever, wise and very old I guess if you're comparing me you St Lanny.

You f**king b@st@rd, it's 'reciprocate'.

I tend to go on your facebook page and aim directly for your face.

So far we have: "Fabrice Fernandes wants to come out of retirement and would love to come to Saints" http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A50744306 and: "Tugay has quit Blackburn to join Saints" http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A50729240 http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A50729303

At least you're safe from Goody flu, this is the first of 7 deadly plagues, as mentioned by the book of revelations. How much you had to drink? Rule 1

Ditto the skint. You've been on here 'smirking' away ever since your thread, and why not

sad enough to be on here? Apart from moi of course.