Master Bates

The joke about Stephen Hawking isn't very PC

Thought it was in May.

How about "Aaaaalan Ball, Aaaaalan Ball, Aaaaalan Ball, Aaaaalan Ball, Aaaaalan Ball, Aaaaalan Ball"

Fat people cause global warming.

Fair enough, when you score could you dedicate it to me?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A50193137

I thought you might have been asked Stu.

Charity match between a Saints Legends XI and a Celebrity XI on Sunday, May 17. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/4305672.Crouch_appeals_to_fans_for_help_to_save_Saints/

Surman has said he can't afford to stay at Saints next season, can't name the source.

Agree with Legod

Agree with alps.

Mark Fry has about 34-36 people to speak to, so I see things going on for at least another 2-3 weeks.

Will be done tonight. Useless info: 100 yrs ago today, Southampton Reserves played the 129th Infantry Regiment of the French Army at The Dell.

To the tune of 'The animals went in two by two': He's half a boy, he's half a girl Torres, Torres, He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres, He wears a frock, he loves the co*k, he sells his ass on Albert dock Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side. His armband proved he was a red, Torres, Torres, We f****d him off and signed Tevez, Torres, Torres, Now he's playing for the Scouse, The fans are gonna rob his house, Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9.

Turd polish

Yup, think they realised that the last 4 times i've been in the Echo sales have been down :smt119

I can remember a player who scored two long range shots in a game.................... Matthew Oakley

Performance artist Stelios Arcadiou, 62, had this artificial third lughole surgically constructed on his arm three years ago. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2374755.ece

Men who get ears constructed on their arms.

Noticed Andrew Strode Gibbons decided to join us yesterday in the Northam end. nickh - lovely pic of you in the Echo today, you shouldn't have put your arms up though, think the guy next to you ended up fainting

Mukesh Ambami is owned by Mr & Mrs Ambami

In 10mins local derby Wigan v St Helens Tomorrow: eventually football Sunday: ??? Monday: Again, eventually football

What's the punishment?

Long Shot's a woman?!? knew I should have chatted her up via PM.

http://www.offthepost.info/2009/04/rupert-lowe-blames-internet-forums-for-the-breakdown-of-his-relationship-with-southampton-fans/