Master Bates

You mean jeans aren't supposed to be ironed?

Anyone got a lighter? my fire's blown out

Yes, 200%

We're saved.

I wish I had a woman who would go down as easy as Hatton.

Just read you talking about this in the other thread, so why make a new one? You is crazy mon.

Don't forget the bit about Le Tissier being on the board of directors if it goes through.

Anyone reckon Mark Wotte might get kept on in some coaching capacity by whoever takes over? I wouldn't mind tbf.

It's here, just get the Mods to rename this thread

KELVIN DAVIS is being pressured to remain with crisis-hit Southampton - by his wife and children. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/286091/SAINT-LIFE-GRAND-FOR-KELVIN-DAVIS-Wife-and-children-want-keeper-to-stay-at-St-Marys.html

No, not when you've been gardening most of the morning up til now, just finishing off another cooler then back outside for more.

Happy Magic Weekend

I'm alright for now, just had beans on toast with sausages and hash browns. Now going out to sit in the garden with a cool beer.

He has, see this thread here: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=12461

Go buy the hard copy of the Echo, full story in there including "The pole is set to miss tomorrow's final Championship game at Nottingham Forest through injury.""

McDonalds is s**t I want a real breakfast not a processed one.

I'd get everyone to cook my breakfast.

My mate done that, bet £30 on the opposition to win and instead we won, happened 2 games in a row.

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4337974.Marek_s_not_keen_on_League_One_football/

He's not, he's got one of those injuries.

Todays hard copy echo. Also has Saganowski saying he doesn't want to play in League 1.

Flybe have decided to sponsor us next season, how nice of them.

How much can we get for you to do it?