Master Bates

Skacel? Wright-Phillips? There's a thread somewhere with it all on, can't find it though.

Klingons spring to mind.

I'd love to look like that, that guy looks like he has muscles or at least body fat, both of which I lack. Look at his legs, mine are less than half the size.

I forgets about loan fees.

He'd be a loan player, so only wages?

Fit well with the other injured players then.

Does anyone know who it is yet? RIP

ARTURO LUPOLI appears set to quit Norwich unless boss Glenn Roeder gives him a game. Lupoli scored in the 1-1 FA Cup draw at Charlton — but the on-loan Fiorentina striker has not started a game since November. He said: “I’ve been patient but other clubs are interested. If I don’t play here I’ll go somewhere else.”

to?

Molami Bokoto

Can this be a daily thread?

Ah, Valley Slags Got a couple of theirs, MLT & Egil in the Sky With Lager

WS, Any idea if it's true that Iain Dowie is currently at SMS?

Not yet.

Tis true unfortunately, shame the referee forgot the rule where if you foul during a goal scoring opportunity and you're the last man you get a red. Or have I just made that up?

Nah thanks, I still hold a grudge against the rude stuck up c**t.

Are they still not waiting on planning permission for a couple of sites before going ahead with investing in us?

Don't start upsetting me

Don't now if it's been said but staplewooder is a WUM, he's posted allsorts of stuff that's never happened. Wilde should have been gone by now if Staplewooder was correct. Proof Swanie's the one you should listen to: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A45522830

I must say, i'm proud of my Saints team, even at 1-0 down with only ten men we could have got a draw, shame Man Utd had more money than us to pay the ref!!!

What's Topman? I liked Topcat when I was younger,

You mean we have a woman playing for us? knew I shouldn't have left my glasses at work during xmas Is she fit?

Yes?

Might be wrong but was that not waterlogged?