Master Bates

My brother once walked in to his flat to see one of his cats hanging from the window.

See pm.

Get them all stuffed. I've seen worse come out of her.

Are you confident about that?

Peepin ass vehicle

That song that goes walk licka lady

something luke's force licka pussy

Yes, yes it was!

You done these on TSF, but I can't remember the answers.

Done

I had another pic but even though they weren't, they looked under age.

Number 10 for me. I think number 3 can go away and die.

Did anyone ever see that pic about a hoover called something signing for a football club in London?

Can you have this one now please, let him have popcorn!!!!

Hey, tbf he's the original Corp Ho.

Those are so old, older than St Landy, good to see you used spell check though

-oo- /-\

I also would pay good money to see that happen to you :-&

Get her an ant farm or a torch.

Nope, but the following are 18:10 Udinese v Tottenham Hotspur UEFA Cup Group D Five (18:00-20:10) 20:15 Aston Villa v Ajax UEFA Cup Group F Five (20:10-22:20)

Either we are at the center of an explosion of galaxies—which is untenable given the Copernican Principle—or the universe is uniformly expanding everywhere. This universal expansion was predicted from general relativity by Alexander Friedman in 1922 and Georges Lemaître in 1927, well before Hubble made his 1929 analysis and observations, and it remains the cornerstone of the Big Bang theory as developed by Friedmann, Lemaître, Robertson and Walker. The theory requires the relation v = HD to hold at all times, where D is the proper distance, v = dD / dt, and v, H, and D all vary as the universe expands (hence we write H0 to denote the present-day Hubble "constant"). For distances much smaller than the size of the observable universe, the Hubble redshift can be thought of as the Doppler shift corresponding to the recession velocity v. However, the redshift is not a true Doppler shift, but rather the result of the expansion of the universe between the time the light was emitted and the time that it was detected. That space is undergoing metric expansion is shown by direct observational evidence of the Cosmological Principle and the Copernican Principle, which together with Hubble's law have no other explanation. Astronomical redshifts are extremely isotropic and homogenous, supporting the Cosmological Principle that the universe looks the same in all directions, along with much other evidence. If the redshifts were the result of an explosion from a center distant from us, they would not be so similar in different directions. Measurements of the effects of the cosmic microwave background radiation on the dynamics of distant astrophysical systems in 2000 proved the Copernican Principle, that the Earth is not in a central position, on a cosmological scale. Radiation from the Big Bang was demonstrably warmer at earlier times throughout the universe. Uniform cooling of the cosmic microwave background over billions of years is explainable only if the universe is experiencing a metric expansion, and excludes the possibility that we are near the unique center of an explosion.

No what you wanted?

Just buy her sweets or something simple like perfume and make up.