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A NEW sighting of South America's 'creepy gnome' has caused panic among locals after a group of youngsters claimed a 'midget monster' ran towards them at night. The teens – who recorded footage of the freaky being on their mobile phone – said they are now "too terrified" to go out at night. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/weird/article1817406.ece Earlier story: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

Not films but Faces of Death 1-4 are cool too.

Too many to choose from, as DSM says Texas Chainsaw Massacre in the 70's. Plus: Cannibal Holocaust (the original) Cannibal Holocaust 2 Zombie Flesh Eaters (best eye gouge scene ever). City of the Living Dead, actually most things by Lucio Fulci are quite gory. 2000 Maniacs 2001 Maniacs (remake of the original) Spit on your Grave Last House on the Left Switchblade Romance Devils Rejects August Underground August Underground - Penance August Underground - Mordum and many more

Ditto, fickle fans I call them.

Could the gates not be boosted using a jack?

I like his "How to have a drink in the London Road area of the City" section, I never knew how to drink in the London Road area, I know how to drink in the Above Bar area. http://www.clubfanzine.com/southampton/v2.showNews.php?id=3131 Anyone know how to have a drink in the London Road area of the City after 10pm?

Done it first 7 clicks http://thedogpaddler.com/RandomUploads/Ball/ball.htm

Nice, 5.5% http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1815722.ece

Jodie Marsh is a vomitrocious biach!

Someone do a screen print?

It's on Setanta, just no highlights available on BBC, ITV or Sky Sports

We got any convicted/dismissed drunk drivers in here? Did it affect your job?

They dont wear make-up and could probably rip you arms off. I will take #3... and hopefully I will survive

You have put images in my head :smt069

Keeley Hazell & Cheryl Cole

mmm, ladysaint...

When I was a kid my uncle used to make me do things I didn't want to do. I was so ashamed. Only now that I am a bit older can I finally talk about them. I used to be a team mascot for Pompey.

Ah, we'll let you off then

7/10 I'm impressed with me