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Master Bates

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  1. My cousin is fit and yes I would.
  2. - is more negative than + I'm +++-++-+-+-++++++---+-+++-+ Jade Goody is ------------ as she has cancer, but Freddie Mercury would have been ++++++++++++
  3. Nah just saying she was out there
  4. You'll be lost in Aus, my cousin's out there with her dyke mate. Can I call you an 'arrogant arsehole' for the fun of it please?
  5. that happened to me today http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=3565
  6. Yes he is, you should see the size of his motor he has to drive due to it :shock:
  7. Does weed count or is it only food related?
  8. I prefer spicy cheese on my crackers. This guy prefers a bit of Wenslydale
  9. Whooooooooooooooooooooosh And next time be a bit more suttle.
  10. Can't see her foo foo through her flab springs to mind.
  11. Saw 5 is how it ends, Saw 6 tells you how it fully began and then that's the end
  12. Didn't see that one.
  13. Did I spell capiche right? Capiche? I googled it
  14. In a public toilet? I don't think you'll find any brushes.
  15. Why haven't any Wa(l)ter Mitty's posted yet?
  16. It was intentional yes. I was gonna go with "on a lighter note, Jade Goody has cancer" but thought i'd go with the suttle "another cancer joke, oh goody". Capiche?
  17. I thought you were too old to bend :shock:
  18. No cause Goody doesn't have heart disease.
  19. Grrrr!!!!!
  20. Another cancer joke, oh goody.
  21. After just dropping a tenner down a p*ss full toilet I ask you all, what's the LEAST amount of money you would take out of a toilet? For me it would be £2, I wouldn't put my hand down the toilet for a quid, not worth it.
  22. It definitely is 'sentence' and not 'sentance'.
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