Master Bates

I have one of those multiple setting shower nozzles. One of the settings is a traditional shower, another one shoots out these cumshot like bursts of water and another is like this ultra high powered beam of water. Sometimes to clean my ass I turn on the really powerful beam, bend over, and let it shoot up inside my ass. I find that nothing cleans it better than this. Is this gay?

I resigned hence the show got shelved. HTH

.

My hamster died today.......silly bastard fell asleep at the wheel!! __________ Why should you put sellotape around a hamster? It stops it splitting when you **** it!! _________ What's the difference between a cow and a hamster? A cow survives branding. ________ What's brown and comes out of my arse most mornings? My hamster.

Would be great if you could get pig shaped bacon.

Agreed, brown crispy bacon topped with a sprinkling of weed is the don.

I like this website http://www.iheartshirts.createandbuy.com/home.php?shop=go&item=heartlove/6062968

It wasn't a bad attack, a soft one.

Ah, thought you may have known someone I knew then.

Did you call her chinny because she got attacked in the Polygon area, hurt her chin and had it glued?

Woo hoo! http://www.iheartshirts.createandbuy.com/home.php?shop=go&item=heartlove/6062956

Yeah I forgot, Sunday 5:30am Grand Prix

What are the omelettes like?

You mean someone broke your mask and now you have to walk around as your true grotesque self?

You not seen the LSE yet?

Happy Birthday And Happy Birthday to SNSUN for the weekend.

B@stard

It certainly smelt good I knows that one.

I will be maybe getting some for me tonight. Scud: blaah

I'll try downloading a pic of my dog later.

1, just 1

Yeah, having a bad day

I met this really kinky girl. "Humiliate me " she said. I bought her a Tottenham shirt. _______________ God created man, stepped back and said "perfect!" He then created woman, stepped back, had a long look and said "**** me! this'll have to wear make up!" _______________ I was watching on the news that Iceland is in economic turmoil. That's what happens when Kerry Katona does your advertising. ______________ Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.