Master Bates

It's on Setanta, just no highlights available on BBC, ITV or Sky Sports

We got any convicted/dismissed drunk drivers in here? Did it affect your job?

They dont wear make-up and could probably rip you arms off. I will take #3... and hopefully I will survive

You have put images in my head :smt069

Keeley Hazell & Cheryl Cole

mmm, ladysaint...

When I was a kid my uncle used to make me do things I didn't want to do. I was so ashamed. Only now that I am a bit older can I finally talk about them. I used to be a team mascot for Pompey.

Ah, we'll let you off then

7/10 I'm impressed with me

Describe what you think the poster above you looks like in real life.....hair colour, eyes, clothing, scene etc.... Be nice, and don't bag anyone out!

Cheapskate, i'm sure mine was more than £5. tbf this months are still here, just a shame Rasiak's lurking in the background.

I ordered 3 dvds from HMV which were delivered to my sisters address who was at work, instead of posting them through the letterbox they left all 3 outside her front door, and this was in Thornhill!

+4 And ladysaint is hawt!

Exactly ps: can't see the pic and also cat spanking looks interesting (youtube)

H-I-T-L-E-R Driving down the streets in the fancy car Say H-I-T-L-E-R Thought we'd never make it but here we are The name is A! And I'm back in command Cause I'm the illest fuhrer Representing Deutschland Reich 1, reich 2, reich 3 That's me! The mastermind behind World War 3 No, 2! My bad! Oh well, start it over! Been gone for so long but now I'm back and I'ma show ya Everybody Hitler-hatin' when they speak my name But it's the new millenium and the Fuhrer has changed And what I bet ya'll didn't know is now I'm down with the jews! The gypsies, homosexuals and retards too! Cause I stopped burnin' people, started burnin' CD's Stopped battlin' the world, started battlin' MC's Just started bustin' rhymes, finally found my groove And now the 'S.S' on my jacket stands for 'Super Smooth' Driving down the street in my Panzer tank Sittin' drinkin' Cris' with my biach Anne Frank And when I step into the club's you know I'm steppin with style Raise my left hand, party people say 'Heil!' Got a page from Eva Braun, that I'll say that I missed There's a party up at Schindlers and I'm on his 'A-list!' Cause I put my past behind! Ya'll can think what you will! But no more propoganda, it's Triumph of the ill! H-I-T-L-E-R Driving down the streets in the fancy car Say H-I-T-L-E-R Thought we'd never make it but here we are

Yes Royal Mail are poo, but the online postcode/address search is great.

Takeover completed http://www.clubfanzine.com/southampton/v2.forum.topic.bythread.php?id_t=75273&piece=re598383&id_categ=37

You evil cow, I would have at least stopped to laugh at the silly old bint. I once had teeth taken out.

£20. £30 if blood squirts in my mouth.

I popped my anus grape if that counts.