Master Bates

I er got "7 year old girl who masterbates at school".

Cool

Ah yes, you were gonna type 'Gorgeous George' weren't you but got all mixed up.....

She's had a snatch lift so it looks fine again.

Why the 'T' at the end of in?

Well shoot me down with a scag head, you may be on to something.

This one doesn't need sound (video below after clicking link) http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1801563.ece

I have no idea what one is on about madam, or should that be vagabond.

BTF in copy & paste from Wikipedia shocker

Dubai Phil will be with you soon. Also seek out Ericofarabia.

Who said they're common? And it's "can't" not "cant"

You could fit 3 of me in your shoes

Friday: round a mates Saturday: Football and stuff Sunday: Football in skatesville pretty sh*t, chilled in the evening. Calling an old woman a skate c*nt was the highlight of the weekend, pretty sad really. 3/10

I'm a keen gardener, especially weeds.

The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow £20 a couple of weeks back, it turns out i'm now Britain's third biggest lender.

A is the 1st letter of the alphabet and H is the 8th letter, right? 9/11= 0.8181818181= HAHAHAHA

Yes, yes they do

Oooooooooo that was good

Dr Lewis my GP

Can I cum?

I'm on about Dr Trueman MD & Partners

Dr Sparky Dr Trueman

Alonso b@stard back 2 back wins now!

Yeah, the gambler cheated so they cut orf his hand. It is thought that there are two wandering spirits: the Grey Lady, who is searching for her child; and the Demented Whist Player who is tormented by the loss of his hand, severed in a card game due to cheating. In the House of Lords is a mummified hand discovered in the 19th Century, which may have belonged to the ghost. In March 2004 it was stolen feared never to be returned but reappeaed in mysterious circumstances 6 weeks later.

I like The Haunch of Venison, a rather 'handy' place to go.