Master Bates

I've missed my spot, 8/10, I can say this Saturday evening looks interesting though.

ok ok ok and I hate your avatar

What you said

Joe Kinnear :lol: :lol:

Joe Kinnear :lol: :lol:

Neither, I sing along with f**k off pompey, pompey f**k off. I do the same when ever I hear the clock chimes at the Civic Centre.

I can't, i'm a gentleman.

I've had a Rule 1 pm'd to me.

I done that once and ended up having to fellate with my Area Manager called Caroline, she was annoying.

Kick him in the balls

Ponty's F1, he can go 250mph no arguement.

You all need to toke some weed and relax.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Yes to church and at the time it was the Number 13 upstairs at the back of the bus.

A very nice one to, so the ladys say anyways.

1) My dog 2) Weed 3) Alcohol 4) sometimes me

I don't know about that, quit my job, go on benefits and that'll give me the whole day everyday for the rest of my life.

3 weirdest places i've had a w@nk are A Church Back of a bus Yeah

Ditto, but I probably wouldn't sell it, just keep growing it for me.

What are the odds?

Guess he's not WILD rumours that troubled former England soccer ace Paul Gascoigne had DIED were rubbished by cops last night. Hundreds of fans bombarded police switchboards with calls asking if Gazza, 41 — who is battling booze and drug problems — was still alive. But Northumbria Police confirmed: “We’ve had lots of calls on this but there’s absolutely no substance to it.” The Sun received hundreds of calls asking if the ex-Newcastle star had passed away. Footie websites were also beseiged. Dozens rang in from Gazza’s native North East and others from as far afield as Essex and Scotland. Gazza, 41, was last week pictured trying to get into a pub in Gateshead before ten in the MORNING. He had just returned from three weeks in Portugal, where he was rushed to hospital after a pills and booze overdose.

She has ghey legs.

Happy Birthday ESB

Why is Im_no_sinner currently on Loose Women? Sat 5 metres away from the er 'hot' women from there, thought they were skanks.

No, it was before your time. I had an e.mail from the Marble Forum yesterday that was before your time too.