Master Bates

I'm on about Dr Trueman MD & Partners

Dr Sparky Dr Trueman

Alonso b@stard back 2 back wins now!

Yeah, the gambler cheated so they cut orf his hand. It is thought that there are two wandering spirits: the Grey Lady, who is searching for her child; and the Demented Whist Player who is tormented by the loss of his hand, severed in a card game due to cheating. In the House of Lords is a mummified hand discovered in the 19th Century, which may have belonged to the ghost. In March 2004 it was stolen feared never to be returned but reappeaed in mysterious circumstances 6 weeks later.

I like The Haunch of Venison, a rather 'handy' place to go.

Not long for you then

Why on earth would Dubai want to buy Simon Charlton? Dubai Phil, we want answers!!!!

This man is God's son

Never :smt027 *EDIT Just been told he's now a pile of ashes blowing in the wind.

The present, right now as we speak he's burning in his house, already dead burning.

Yes, he died in a house fire.

Holy sh!t that works :shock:

Akeem? Very very bad text message last night, and I was eating curry at the time. I forwarded it on to many

He may get cremated.

Koala's carry chlamydia so if you come back...........

Can I tickle you

Does she spread her legs and flap away?

Can you touch the sky?

Then lets name this, The official Random comments thread. If aids was a flavour, it would be vegemite.

But isn't men wearing make up gay?

Where were you when they built the Ladder to Heaven? Did it make you feel like crying? Or did you think it was kinda gay? Well I for one believe in the Ladder to Heaven Ooh yeah yeah yeah, 9-11 I said 9-11 9-11 9-11 9, 9-11 Where were you When they ran out of stuff to build the Ladder to Heaven? Where were you When they saved that Ladder to Heaven? Where were you When they decided Heaven was a more intangible idea And couldn't, you couldn't really...get there? You little b@stards ruined my latest song!!

I'm not afraid of dying itself, I mean, what's the point of being afraid of something inevitable? The only thing I'm afraid of is not being able to see how humanity progresses, will we ever be able to visit other galaxies? Will there ever be laser guns? I will never know, because i'll be dead. :rip:

Not too excessively no, am I the only one who cleans up there?