Master Bates

Scoring on 22 and 62 minutes.

She looks like Linda Hunt

Good move! SKY Sports legend Jeff Stelling is set to become the new host of hit telly quiz Countdown. The sharp-witted Soccer Saturday frontman will replace retiring presenter Des O’Connor. Stelling, who has become a cult hero on Sky’s six-hour footie results service, was linked with Countdown in 2005 after the death of legendary host Richard Whiteley. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1804555.ece

Bought some baby oil to stop it sticking to the frying pan.

What's the difference between a hand job and the World Trade Center? With a hand job it usually collapses with less than 3000 yanks.

I don't know.

Um, my Saints dog bowl because I have a King Charles Cavalier and now her ears go into the bowl and food gets on her fur and makes it knotted.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimaera 33ft

Sunfish or "Mola Mola" Giant Jellyfish or "Nomura's Jellyfish"

Emma Place, 21, took this eerie photo on her phone at Hull’s £53million attraction The Deep. She said: “It’s spooky.” One boss at the aquarium, once a hospital isolation ward, said: “There’ll be a logical explanation. We just can’t find it.” http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1804838.ece

I'm capable of much worse, I still reckon i'll make front page at some point in my life :smt074

In case i'm not on, Happy 21st for tomorrow.

+1.

She isn't wearing a towel! Does she have soap on a rope?

I er got "7 year old girl who masterbates at school".

Cool

Ah yes, you were gonna type 'Gorgeous George' weren't you but got all mixed up.....

She's had a snatch lift so it looks fine again.

Why the 'T' at the end of in?

Well shoot me down with a scag head, you may be on to something.

This one doesn't need sound (video below after clicking link) http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1801563.ece

I have no idea what one is on about madam, or should that be vagabond.