Master Bates

they could live in earlier times, like the 60's, 70's, 80's, or 90's? I would give up my computer and cell phones just to live in one of those times, most probably the late 60's early 70's for the weed factor \\:D/ Wouldn't mind going further back in time and experiencing a Victorian Christmas.

Stuck on level 3 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/462774

I plan on having my friends get me stuffed, dress me up as Santa Claus then throwing me off the top of a building with a noose around my neck. Or get them to just have my body donated to science, where hot female scientists can play with my body in sexual ways.

Friday: Not much Saturday: Drank, watched sh*t sports, continued drinking Sunday: Game away to the skates called off, chilled in the afternoon. 4/10

I don't have your personal one. You fancy forwarding me a copy of your cv?

Im_no_sinner?

£1m

What's got your goat today?

Happy Birthday

Fair enough

With most of the English army tied up in the Middle East getting shot at by Americans, could the Scottish Armed Forces sneakily invade England or would good ole English civilians be able to hold them off and even defeat them, without any help from their military? I'd say we may be screwed, if I was big and 'ard i'd say "my taxes pay your unemployment benefits, ginger." :smt070

Ah sh*t, lock me up for 15yrs then

I have a small willeh. I can't think of anymore lies about myself.

Damn, I forgot about drugs, add another 6 months on to my sentence.

...how much time do you think you'd have to do?/fines you'd have to pay? There have got to be some potential life sentences on this forum. I'd probably have to pay a total fine of £10,000 maybe more plus 2yrs in jail.

ibs?

I know of 3 others going too so that makes 6 at least Then 4 from Salibury RE oldsarum so 10

Tonight: Chill Saturday evening: Watching Coventry v Saints (5.20pm) & Leeds v St Helens (6pm) simultaneously Sunday morning: Football in Pompey, FC Fenner v Sholing Saints in a cup match. If called off due to the weather then who knows. Afternoon: If still alive then chill.

I won't be able to make the trip due to St Helens also playing so i'm having to flick between Sky Sports 1 & 2. And no, you are not the only one daft enough to travel up for an awkwardly timed away match that's on Sky.

IMO mum's shouldn't count, so last night doesn't count for you dear friend. For me, about 3-4 yrs.

Lolage http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1761682.ece

tbf I would have been infracted by now if I made this thread.

tbf a walking pair of trousers would be fairly easy to work out.