Master Bates

My ears, i'd like my ears put back.

I didn't know where to put this http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/3741343.Bosses_pocket_fortune_despite_financial_meltdown/

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The 'Gastronomical Festival of the Cat' – dubbed the 'Massacre of the Moggies' – sees townsfolk in Canete, near Lima, feast on the fluffy pets for two days. They believe that eating cat burgers – and fried cat legs and tails – can cure bronchial disease. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1782932.ece

I gave her my body for her birthday, she returned it

Ah hello, I bet you wish you could go back to the 1910's & 1920's huh, what were the 30's like nick?

There just is, ok

I prefer censored, but only because i'm not American.

Nah, you're not that mean.

There's a joke there somewhere. I'm

I certainly didn't see that one coming

Saints edge 5-goal thriller http://www.qpr.premiumtv.co.uk/page/ReserveNews/0,,10373~1415315,00.html

:-& :-& She's not hot............... :-& :-& so I heard

Taken 1929 at Revere Beach MA I don't know what's more surprising, that there's a lion in the picture riding in that car or the fact that a woman's driving the car...

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Cheerski I saw some pics of the personal aircraft one, and of course there's that crazy man who flew across the English Channel using a jet pack. Yves Rossy?

I'm getting the feeling that I should be watching James May's Big Ideas this coming Sunday.

No curfew, I just always watch dvds on a Sunday afternoon/evening as opposed to Sunday TV, last I heard it was full up with Songs of Praise & Dot Cotton's cookery hour. I have looked and it certainly looks like something from a horror movie

Yeah that'll do, although for your missus' sake I hope you can raise other things

No I don't get to watch tele on a Sunday, only dvds.

I'd say a woodpecker, however some may claim him to be a carved wooden book-end type of bird.

Because she hasn't been circumcised?

Animals not whatever a thread's classed as, I reckon an eagle would suit you for some reason.