Master Bates

I'm a keen gardener, especially weeds.

The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow £20 a couple of weeks back, it turns out i'm now Britain's third biggest lender.

A is the 1st letter of the alphabet and H is the 8th letter, right? 9/11= 0.8181818181= HAHAHAHA

Yes, yes they do

Oooooooooo that was good

Dr Lewis my GP

Can I cum?

I'm on about Dr Trueman MD & Partners

Dr Sparky Dr Trueman

Alonso b@stard back 2 back wins now!

Yeah, the gambler cheated so they cut orf his hand. It is thought that there are two wandering spirits: the Grey Lady, who is searching for her child; and the Demented Whist Player who is tormented by the loss of his hand, severed in a card game due to cheating. In the House of Lords is a mummified hand discovered in the 19th Century, which may have belonged to the ghost. In March 2004 it was stolen feared never to be returned but reappeaed in mysterious circumstances 6 weeks later.

I like The Haunch of Venison, a rather 'handy' place to go.

Not long for you then

Why on earth would Dubai want to buy Simon Charlton? Dubai Phil, we want answers!!!!

This man is God's son

Never :smt027 *EDIT Just been told he's now a pile of ashes blowing in the wind.

The present, right now as we speak he's burning in his house, already dead burning.

Yes, he died in a house fire.

Holy sh!t that works :shock:

Akeem? Very very bad text message last night, and I was eating curry at the time. I forwarded it on to many

He may get cremated.

Koala's carry chlamydia so if you come back...........

Can I tickle you

Does she spread her legs and flap away?