Master Bates

Goatse?

My mum has the best kebab flaps in the world. Nice kebabs for me come from Af's.

Is that cat a virgin getting ready for you to conduct a virgin sacrifice?

4-4

I was first out my bedroom door this morning.

Um, is it not 'Cerne Abbas giant' as opposed to Abbey...............

:shock:

Didn't watch it, I already know all about sex cheers.

Just tell the ticket office you lost your ticket/had it stolen and get a replacement, may have to pay but hoo hum.

Would just like to congratulate Calvin for purchasing his ticket, only to lose it 20mins later, well done

How about a takeover workshop?

See YOU there.

She has a b/f? ah balls

Holmes

Out for a possible 2 months, oo'er!

In the thermodynamic limit, which is the limit of large systems, fluctuations become negligible, so that all these descriptions converge to the same description. But yes, you are right, he may also have a heart attack if he does look up, which I didn't think about, quite harsh of me really. Sorry little fella. By the way, I believe the wee fella to be a prime example of someone who uses tweezers and a magnifying glass.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1695754.ece

Robsk was with Jill? :shock:

+ 100

Hurry up then.