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Master Bates

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  1. Yeah I know, but one day just one day one of them's gotta be alive, just like one day the aliens will be here :smt025
  2. Friday: Celebrated St Helens win Saturday: Trying to remember Sunday morning: Lost at football 5-1, our injured keeper was adamant on playing #-o Sunday afternoon: Chilled
  3. And the Scotland match
  4. BOMB squads rushed to a Southampton industrial estate this morning after reports that ammunition had been found. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/latest/3653652.Bomb_squad_seals_off_company/ Hope the Ted Bates statue survives.
  5. Is that a bad thing?
  6. Can only see the pic when I quote it, how strange.
  7. I'm sure it's better than Seaman, or should one put Seaman M/F?
  8. I'm undecided at present.
  9. 1.Fire Woman 2. Police 3. Nurse 4. Soldier 5. Sea woman 6. Maid 7. Gangster 8. Hooker 9. Cowgirl 10. Freakishly hot Devil
  10. Camel toe tee hee At first I was seeing "image moved or deleted" which is why I said strange avatar, but then after quoting the image popped up.
  11. Jan Poortvliet spent two years as a carpenter riding his bicycle 30 miles to and from work every day before getting his big break in football. In today’s first part of the Daily Echo’s definitive interview with Saints’ head coach, also Poortvliet reveals that he could so easily have missed out on the chance the chance of a career in professional football. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/3653095.Remarkable_story_of_Jan_Poortvliet/
  12. What an odd avy
  13. I never had a missus when I was a nipper.
  14. I have sympathy for Josie Pearson, she hasn't met me yet.
  15. It's not, but the gates are due open in 4 days.
  16. Wow, when did we sign Scacel?
  17. Wow, when did we sign Scacel?
  18. Fair few photoshopped. Have a Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
  19. Fair few photoshopped. Have a Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
  20. No he'd get infracted for that, indecent pictures!!!!!!!
  21. Rule 1
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