Master Bates

Does one read when it's raining and if so does your book have a special umbrella?

Phew, luckily I done that this morning. Have some cake

You have a PM on b-anter when you eventually wish to read it.

I only buy the real stuff.

:shock:

Do you think that Jesus was the first pin-up icon?

I wasn't one of the 12.

Sounds likes they need me over there. An automatic hoover.

Tonight: Round a mates Saturday: Cut the grass if the weather's nice Sunday morning: Football, at home to Bridge Inn Sunday afternoon: QPR v Saints

Best chips used to be Ted's in Bedford Place, but then Mike left and they changed their oil, now the chips look anemic.

LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 all I done was click on someone's profile

No

The girls dress all hot in nurses uniforms and then roll you out in a wheel chair when you're done eating. This place looks awesome! http://www.heartattackgrill.com/index.html

Give the man an Oscar!

It's on it's way to you then.

Nah, it was real.

Useless info, I just saw a Vulcan Bomber

Can someone tell TUI that Le Tiss wasn't a striker (see Poll right hand side) and i've just voted 3 times.

Yes, she's the REAL Barbie

You don't need to chain up your bucket, they said. Go for a ride, they said. Join the military, they said. Be Miss America, they said. Shaking a baby is a good way to get it to stop crying, they said. Go to the theatre, they said. Invade Russia, they said. Fire up the large hadron collider, they said. 12 years old, she said.

To look pretty? I'd do the one in the middle & the one on the right, not on the left though

She has a hairy back and gives amazing rim jobs.

Yes