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Master Bates

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  1. If you go over to b-anter you can find out how to make a spider smoothie. Never tried it.
  2. You can dry the stringy part of the inside of bananas and smoke them.
  3. I'm gonna be blowing the damn thing up!
  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJEw3A_QO9o&feature=related
  5. Which chippy?
  6. Fair enough, if it is a multigym, why is he still a fat fecker? Kill him!
  7. ???? The only base I see by the window is the four legs from the chair, unless you mean the base by his boots which could be a fan
  8. So it is, does this mean he perves on men at night?
  9. I did warn ya.
  10. Do you have hemorrhoids? Tonight: Watch St Helens retain the League Leaders Trophy against local rivals Wigan. Saturday: Unknown, supposed to be raining and thunderstorms Sunday: Chill
  11. Page 15 of The Times has a report that skates are becoming a dying breed.
  12. :shock:
  13. Only this morning I was thinkng, wouldn't it be spooky if someone started a thread that someone else spookingly thought about that same morning.
  14. Oh, but one did
  15. Already been done, google 'Palin topless' Love ya nickh
  16. Off you more like
  17. Master Bates

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    Nigel Pearson won manager of the month, true story
  18. Following Sarah Palin’s emergence on the national stage, the blogosphere lit up with reports that Governor Palin does not actually hail from Wasilla, Alaska but from a planet known as Wazeela. The tiny planet, which is located some 37,000 miles due east from the Sun, is known to be rich with fossil fuels that lie beneath snow-capped peaks. Internet reports also cited the particularly short 5-month gestation period of Wazeela females as proof that Palin was, in fact, a Palien.
  19. You'd never catch me unless of course you cunningly use bait
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