Master Bates

How are you?

Welcome back

No one in this thread is funny, except for the hunk who posted second in the thread.

Let me just check my Q&A user manual.................................

I posted a pic of it somewhere today.

No but people visiting my profile should be able to leave a message of love, no?

I don't have visitor messages

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Roswell has posted 51 times, it's a conspiracy I tell thee!

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You're rude

I still wanna know who's getting groped

Who groped who?

Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor

I was gonna say it's a good job you're gay, but then....................

These four also have a place in my heart

Maddie McCann's mum Karen Matthews with a bag over her head

Strange surname

All pics (except Peppers) from http://www.cryptozoology.com and http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com

God's idea of a sick joke

Who knows, I have no qualms with him and i've been good on b-anter for months, I would pm him but he hasn't joined fully yet. Tiggs, maybe you should set up the 'visitor messages' option

Michael Barrymore has been found dead in his Essex mansion with chocolate round his bum. The word on the street is George Michael was careless with a wispa.

Not sure but I accepted one yesterday and accidentally requested one.