Master Bates

Can I post this?

Never realised PompeyLass was so strong.

There are nine million wheelchairs in Beijing, that's a fact, it's a thing we can't deny

I typed in sexy olympics to google, they have to be the ugliest females from Sweden i've ever seen.

How long are you holding the BBQ for and what weight is it?

I appreciate him on my burger.

My cousin was supposed to be organising the choreography, and danced in the opening ceremony of the last olympics, true story.

It's a banshee

If I was the one getting married I don't think i'd be able to listen to the footy Oh, and it's 'you're' not 'your'. E after R accept in tar, star, start etc

Tonight: Either working til 9pm then unsure / if not working out with my cousin for his last single night Saturday: Get stuff ready for wedding, 3pm Wedding and listening to Saints, 7pm St Helens v Wolves Sunday: Chill

I'm touching myself and yeah, still here, ball carp

Actually on second thoughts no thanks.

You 2 fancy a 3 some as it's gettin cosy before we all die?

Just wanna say goodbye guys, gals and Jill, good luck tonight

Cheers

He wouldn't like that, he prefers ducks. I like chickens, nice and tight.

Well we won't need to worry about that tomorrow now will we. I blame Hawking.

He was mentioned in the same sentence as Rasiak and high wages like

Hey now now, have some coffee, there's only a little under 4 hrs to go then it'll all be fine.

On the radio Jan sounded like Al Pacino from The Godfather.

My mum needs a new sex toy tbf. Don't forget Euell by the way.

1 day 22hrs feck knows how many minutes/seconds/nano seconds