Master Bates

Were you wearing a red t-shirt yesterday walking up passed Old Fat Cat, you may or may not have had a bag with you?

Cheers

I agree, fancy killing each other with flour?

Nice in a cheese burger with ketchup

A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he's too fat to be put to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs. Lawyers for Richard Cooey argue in a federal lawsuit that Cooey—5-feet-7 and 267 pounds—had poor veins when he faced execution five years ago and the problem has been worsened by weight gain. Cooey, 41, is sentenced to die for raping and murdering two young women in 1986. His execution is scheduled for Oct. 14.

True story

Has he been caught with his trousers down?

Only one of my friends has an avatar, that's the guy one

Taxi!

Seatbelt has double vision

It may or may not be on 96.1fm, sometimes they have the home friendly on however this'll technically be the 3rd at home this year and they've already had the Celtic match live. If they didn't have the West Ham game on then they probably won't have this one on either.

Lovely gems, I would say 'now that is how you launch a kit!' but she never lifted her top up

ha ha ha On another note Beckster hasn't answered, oo'er

I'm hoping over the phone yeah?

Jeffrey Katzenberg &/ David Geffen

Anybody got a spare straw?

Nah, t'was teh wimmin toilets, which I was using because someone else was in the mans.

One of the women in the office I work in is on the blob, they left a stain on the toilet seat, dirty feckers!

How are you?

Welcome back

No one in this thread is funny, except for the hunk who posted second in the thread.

Let me just check my Q&A user manual.................................

I posted a pic of it somewhere today.