Master Bates

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Pay £5 and you can have that plus drinks on me (providing you're the right age of course).

Mmm, is that a no?

Did you have your lawyer present when you answered this?

+1 ...........

Before After

I don't have a lawyer at present.

Keith

Yeah that's me

On saintsforever

ha ha ha, haven't seen that pic in ages

Is that you on holiday?

Can I post this?

Never realised PompeyLass was so strong.

There are nine million wheelchairs in Beijing, that's a fact, it's a thing we can't deny

I typed in sexy olympics to google, they have to be the ugliest females from Sweden i've ever seen.

How long are you holding the BBQ for and what weight is it?

I appreciate him on my burger.

My cousin was supposed to be organising the choreography, and danced in the opening ceremony of the last olympics, true story.

It's a banshee

If I was the one getting married I don't think i'd be able to listen to the footy Oh, and it's 'you're' not 'your'. E after R accept in tar, star, start etc