Master Bates

Chelsea Lavia bid not accepted yet

Yeah I forgot about Downes....

Grimes probably

I say why not, give it ago in the next cup match........

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How old is Guly?

But it's happened

Wade Garrett

Old news, come on keep up 🤓

It's time for Kirk from Corrie

Been reported in media

Smallbone wants to leave

Saints reject £7m from Sheff Utd for Smallbone

The end is nigh

Who could be mean, Adams? McCarthy? Lyanco, Djenepo and Mara? Aww shucks, I had a new song for Djenepo too. Djenepo (PO!), He is as shit as you knoooow, We should have just let him go, You are destructable-le, Better belieeeeeve, Djenepo

Funnily enough, For ten was involved in a Champions League qualifier tonight.

I was replying to @Lighthouse comment about Christ. But I don't think any of us are ok tbf

I can do nuns with boobs, in nun bikinis, let me know I'll hook you up in The Muppet Show. Didn't age well though btw, the post, Pompey won. Nuns don't age well either, so, yeah.

He looked even shitter before he got put on the cross.

He couldn't throw a baby off a balcony, let alone a game.

Have we signed 3 strikers that can score yet? I want to go to Ralphampton.

Ah well, we had an incredible journey in this season's League Cup. We'll never forget the highs and the lows. Incredible journey, I've had a great night, Up the Saints.

That's what I said, it's like an Ali Dia appreciation day. Cookies, I like cookies, I'm not miserable.

Team of Ali Dias's, We're just a team of Ali Dia's, Team of Ali Diaaaaaa's, We're just a team of Ali Diaaaaaa's

Game over, let's sing yeah bruv innit UP THE SAINTS UNTIL I DIE BLAAH Long long time ago, How I still remember, How that Southampton team would make me smile, I knew if we have a chance, We'd get to see Papa Waigo dance, That made us happy, for a while, Matt Le Tiss would make players quiver, Rickie Lambert would always deliver, The Dell was always on our doorstep, Now St Mary's, what a side step. And I remember how I cried, The day I heard Markus Liebherr died, It touched us all, deep inside, A Saint until he died. So bye bye, we got it over the line, Ings got the ball from Ward-Prowse after it went up high, The good ole fans sang when it went over the line, Singing we are Southampton til we die, We are Southampton til we diiiiieeeee Do yooou remember how we sang, When we destroyed Pompey 4 0 at their lane....