Master Bates

Have we signed 3 strikers that can score yet? I want to go to Ralphampton.

Ah well, we had an incredible journey in this season's League Cup. We'll never forget the highs and the lows. Incredible journey, I've had a great night, Up the Saints.

That's what I said, it's like an Ali Dia appreciation day. Cookies, I like cookies, I'm not miserable.

Team of Ali Dias's, We're just a team of Ali Dia's, Team of Ali Diaaaaaa's, We're just a team of Ali Diaaaaaa's

Game over, let's sing yeah bruv innit UP THE SAINTS UNTIL I DIE BLAAH Long long time ago, How I still remember, How that Southampton team would make me smile, I knew if we have a chance, We'd get to see Papa Waigo dance, That made us happy, for a while, Matt Le Tiss would make players quiver, Rickie Lambert would always deliver, The Dell was always on our doorstep, Now St Mary's, what a side step. And I remember how I cried, The day I heard Markus Liebherr died, It touched us all, deep inside, A Saint until he died. So bye bye, we got it over the line, Ings got the ball from Ward-Prowse after it went up high, The good ole fans sang when it went over the line, Singing we are Southampton til we die, We are Southampton til we diiiiieeeee Do yooou remember how we sang, When we destroyed Pompey 4 0 at their lane....

Boom boom boom boom, Doing shit as un assumed, I don't think we'll get 8 now, Gillingham take a bow

If I was Martin, I'd be throwing my arms about at half time

Djenepo (PO!), He is as shit as you knoooow, We should have just let him go, You are destructable-le, Better belieeeeeve, Djenepo

WEEEEE GOT MARTIN, RUSSELL MARTIN, I JUST DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND, HE'S GONNA TAKE US UP, AND MAYBE WIN A CUP, WE GOT RUSSELL MAAARTIN!

I'm good, I'm always a Radio Solent man in Southampton, home of the Saints and all that. Nice to meet ya, glad I'm not alone.

I found Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake if it helps.

I saw it 2 days ago when I got his autograph and he walked away.

Saints willing to let Sulemana join Everton on loan, Everton want to buy.

6 0 tonight

Lavia bid accepted???

Assuming no Lavia & Ward-Prowse tonight over the cup tied rule thing in case they leave.

Another Liverpool bid rejected for Lavia, £46m.

Does that count as 2 records broken then

Ah that's fair. The last 2 digits in the short catergory are good numbers together though.

It looks like the 9 just gone done a roly poly.

969

TOP OF THE LEAGUE TEMPORARILY FOR NOW, GREAT GAME AND A CHAMPIONSHIP RECORD ALREADY BROKEN 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎆🎇✨🎇🎆✨✨🎇🎆🎇🎇 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻 🍕🍕🍕🍔🍟🍔🍕🍕🍕

Saints have broken the record for the most passes in the first half of a Championship game with 477 passes

WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE, WE'RE TOP OF THE LEEEEAGUE, WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON, WE'RE TOP OF THE LEAGUE