Master Bates

Thierry Small back to St Mirren on loan.

Just play along ok. SOT!

I have epilepsy, pls remove. Although on the plus sides, I'm fit and I make a good washing machine when I'm in the bath and have an episode.

Lyanco signs for Al Gharafa. Bids made for Ross Stewart and Bojan Miovski as we search for a replacement for Che Adams who leaves for either Palace or Bournemouth. I'm in the square of trust. SOT! SOT! SOT!

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What he said ☝️ we're saving the money for the Prem.

Who's Nathan Wood the version of?

Zach Awe scored, Saints 0 Liverpool 2

Liverpool are charging to watch so assume we might be too.

He's Unuzab backwards. You can spell Uunzba out of his name as well, which is the sound of the mating call of a skate. Take that with you to the next pub quiz.

Yes we are

Live against Liverpool Friday.

Thought we done this yesterday, Lumley, Bella-Kotchap, Bree, Mara, Ballard, Aribo, Lyanco, Perraud and Djenepo all involved.

I'm so excited, we have a new brass band 😍🤩😍 Snapinsta.app_video_358463361_286336003867061_6150752292443804247_n.mp4

And now we're moving on to photography puns, ffs I'm gonna snap in a minute

Monday, wait til Tuesday, for Wednesday, to bring Thursday.

Dom Ballard, 2 hat tricks in 2 games, there's a striker...... 😁 20230818_193450.mp4

Full time: 4 2

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Tyler Dibling 4 2

From that I read 'Crack, The Secrets Of High Performance"

Simeu's going nowhere now. Just came off with a nasty looking ankle injury

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I'll leave the updates for @BotleySaint to do, I'm trying to watch the game AND listen to St Helens 👍