Master Bates

Sunderland's U18 coach joining us the new U21s coach.

I have no idea either, it should have been a no eyed deer.

Simeu was due to leave this week apparently.

Thought we were doing a swap?

Melted Wetwipe

IT'S GREAT!

We signed Linvoy Primus' daughter 🤣

Ignore the toilet roll....... 😳

Yes you will be able to at some point.

When did we hire Lee Mack?

It's free 🤯

Being streamed live on the website. Guess that'll be another £10?

That's early

Sorry if mentioned, apparently accepted €25m from Monaco for Sulemana

Sorry if mentioned, Bayer Leverkusen keen on Tella.

I know that but he's said himself he wants to leave.

People laughed at me when I mentioned Smallbone wanted to leave. It was even mentioned in the media again after I mentioned it. I don't want to have the last laugh as I'd rather he stay. Sheffield United chairman Yusuf Giansiracusa is awaiting a medical update on Smallbone before the club (Sheff Utd) launch a 2nd bid of £10m for Smallbone.

Bazunu is a parasite on a mosquito.

Adams has 2 goals in under 30mins of Championship football

Pompey captain has scored and then decided to do the Ward-Prowse golf swing celebration to take the piss out of us.

Oops 2 2

Don't we mostly lose 3 2 when Bednarek scores

How do we prepare for League 1, ask the bedwetters

Are we allowed to sing AGAIN, YOU'LL NEVER PLAY HERE AGAIN, YOU'LL NEVER PLAY HERE AGAIN, YOU'LL NEVER PLAY HERE AGAIN.... Or too soon?