Master Bates

€2.2m plus bonuses, madness!

No idea who against.

Playing tomorrow closed door friendly.

Can't find owt lol

False, otherwise I'd have been picked by now.

Oh

The Pen is looking forward to any hands in January. If he's still alive with ink.

Were gonna smash this f**king league. COME ON YOU ARISTOCRATS! COME ON YOU SAINTS! 2-4

What a night that was, bedding in the wash.

I love that word, win.

We all happy and spunky now then, bedwetters becoming extinct?

Sulemana might be?

Officially announced!!!

Because if he wasn't he'd be sat in just his knickers.

Can it have an umbrella and one of those small plastic mermaids that sits on the side of the glass?

S Armstrong phoned in but they lost him.

Yes they do, someone just asked of we could have softer seats for away fans to help them feel more comfortable. Mention of the board and SR.

No, the news is breaking, that's why they go to adverts to fix it all.

No just what we're gonna be left with, Walker-Peters, Sulemana, Djenepoo. How were gonna play this season. Having Adams and Stewart starting and Armstrong on the bench very strong. 3 different style of strikers.

Deadline Day Dan sounds dead. A car just zoomed passed his house. Maybe he should shut his window

Che Adams has a Costco card and hairy balls. Also travelled to Sunderland.

https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/news/article/bella-kotchap-joins-psv-on-loan

So what, I assisted from the toilet for my grandma.

Imagine if Bella ended up at Liverpool 🤣🤣🤣🤣