Master Bates

https://www.fulhamfc.com/news/2023/august/29/PL2-Clash-Live-On-FFCtv/

Fulham away 3pm Live

Onuachu to FC Metz on loan

God no. It's looking forward to being touched by Stewart.

That was put up 2weeks ago

Are we there yet?

For the record, size doesn't matter, it's the size of the hand. Oh wait....

What a blow for him https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66672286

Told ya he had soft ridgy hands. Well done to Pen.

The Championship equivalent of signing Kevin Keegan I guess.

Has soft ridgy hands apparently.

I reckon it'll close tomorrow 11pm.

Sydney van Hooijdonk any good?

His mouth's too small for me.

That's why we've gone for Ronseal instead.

Paintsil medical. Move stalled over loyalty bonus https://insidefutbol.com/2023/08/30/southampton-swoop-for-target-could-be-on-again-player-will-travel-for-medical/618404/

Imagine if Adams left and all we brought in was Stewart.

Monk is legit, not CoT.

"OOOH, I SAY...."

Penn and Teller off today. No news from my end.

Please Percy, please unblock me, I'll s**k you off, please

You Dman

He was a clown.

So he's crap at penalties