Master Bates

Officially announced!!!

Because if he wasn't he'd be sat in just his knickers.

Can it have an umbrella and one of those small plastic mermaids that sits on the side of the glass?

S Armstrong phoned in but they lost him.

Yes they do, someone just asked of we could have softer seats for away fans to help them feel more comfortable. Mention of the board and SR.

No, the news is breaking, that's why they go to adverts to fix it all.

No just what we're gonna be left with, Walker-Peters, Sulemana, Djenepoo. How were gonna play this season. Having Adams and Stewart starting and Armstrong on the bench very strong. 3 different style of strikers.

Deadline Day Dan sounds dead. A car just zoomed passed his house. Maybe he should shut his window

Che Adams has a Costco card and hairy balls. Also travelled to Sunderland.

https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/news/article/bella-kotchap-joins-psv-on-loan

So what, I assisted from the toilet for my grandma.

Imagine if Bella ended up at Liverpool 🤣🤣🤣🤣

But... but he has rough hands.

With a name like MattLeTissier why not, Le Tiss wouldn't chat shite....

In(gs) coming.......

You could say he would be like a new signin.

All seems a bit sinister to me.

Gotta be like 2 new signings surely.

Ketchup and HP are reputable.

Genk back knocking on the door, Someone's ringing the bell

Have 2

Leave me out of it!

Stewart has rough hands.

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