Pamplemousse

If it wasn't obvious before, we need new signings

Romeu off, so Hoj and Clasie in midfield!! Could be fun. Perhaps a message from MP to the board to get their fingers out of their asses

Clause on now

It's true though. They are very strong contenders for relegation, with or without Sigurdsson.

Swansea are a far worse side than us, we will beat them easily.

Let's be honest though, this isn't going to be our defence for Swansea. Only Yoshida will probably start, Pied maybe depending on Cedric's fitness

Unlucky Redmond

Apparently most of them were on the beers at the cricket the other day too!

It's all Puel's fault. That's what the trolls will say no doubt

Can we sign that number 11 please

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Some of clueless fans on twitter blaming Forster...

Don't think we can blame anyone for that

I like the Charlie Austin song, but I cringe every time I hear the 'he hates Pompey' line. So embarrassing

Sound, finally.

Augsburg look dodgy in defence!

JWP should've scored there, but scuffed the shot

Facebook stream on the Saints page is available to all Can anyone confirm if the My Way song was played or not?

Augsburg are showing it on their facebook page live, so I imagine that Saints will do the same.

As amusing as that last option will be, legally I assume he is entitled to full use of our training facilities.

Tell Corporate Ho/Banker we say hello. If you're looking for the best blueprint to follow, perhsps you should copy the approach of a team who managed consecutive promotions from League 1 to the Premier League...

Redmond If he's stupid enough to get a fine for speeding 30 miles over the speed limit, he's stupid enough to get a ban for diving.

£1M is going to be spent on FP this season, and £4M needs to be spent over the next few years And no more money for the playing budget when the takeover goes through. That'll upset them

Why did Mourinho go there then? They only won the Champions League a few years ago! They are a massive club.

I'm afraid it's a nicely ironed BBC one