Pamplemousse

Almost as good as a goal that

YES GET IN FORSTER

Penalty to Stoke Oh dear

Great, now Stoke will park the bus for the rest of the game.

Bugger

Tadic is more involved today than he has been of late

Try feed4u

They've been playing 3-4-3 all season apparently. Shame Glen Johnson isn't playing though

I'd have preferred Gabbiadini up front and Long on the wing personally.

I have a good feeling too. Unfortunately, that normally ends in a defeat.

A couple of their clueless fans (the same ones who bang on about dugouts and floodlights probably) on Twitter want Ancelotti to come in! As if.

Yes please.

He already has been on Countdown

http://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/271971/team-southampton They're not that confident

I guess it's a nice momento for the tourists to keep

Yes please.

Our problem against Watford was creating chances, so at least we've overcome that particular hurdle. Against a weaker team, we would have won that easily. Mourinho blamed the Southampton heat for his team's below-par performance

EFL Cup final

Should've left it, someone would've bitten

Interestingly, Man Utd are wearing a (dark) grey kit tomorrow...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41351953 Lawrenson predicts a Saints loss...

Agree with all of this, especially making the Northam adult only. I quite like the idea someone put earlier of having a drummer. I'd also suggest someone with a loudspeaker (works well in Europe) but this may not be everyone's cup of tea.

From POL, on Harry Redknapp...

Utter utter rubbish, PSG signed Neymar because they are owned by Qatar. This is about Qatar flexing its financial muscle, and a middle finger to its rivals in the Middle East. They won't make back the £200M + they forked out, but it's loose change to the Qataris so why should they care? Man Utd sacked their managers because they under performed, and failed to qualify for the Champions League. Your post is long but full of waffle and it is mostly ********.

I admire your optimism. I'm not sure many of the forum members can 'play nice'.