Waterside.saint

That's bellyflopping wardrobes for you.

They've bet the whole burger van, jellied eel stall and whelk barrow on it.

I fixed it for you

Maybe if we all vote for a new stadium they'll be able to pay off 0.04% of it before their next meltdown

Has Fatpipes collapsed yet under the pressure of #gaptoothy passion?

Please God.

They're all rodents, but there's something about a dead rat...

Maybe so Rallyboy, but I bet we'll find that's the bestest gaptoothiest rat-au-van that ever graced any broken-down condemned pieshop

I fixed if for you

Yes, this was indeed the most pluckiest point that was ever won against opposition at the bottom of L2

Joint top in 9th place

I had no difficulty picturing that whatsoever, were you there?

:nod: :nod:

Fatpipes was rocking that night

Casual racism remains alive & well among the #gaptoothiest: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/dad-racially-abused-at-pompey-over-muslim-hat-1-7208881

They didn't mention the cheerful rosy cheeked urchins

Wycombe won their game so the skates are now out of the Playoffs, at least for the time being And since Oxford drew, the skates are now 7 points South of the last automatic promotion spot. Oh dear what a pity never mind

Classic Portsmyth [1] Story starts confidently enough with something like 'Maradona is going to be our Ambassador' [2] Changes gradually to a still-bullish 'Maradona has definitely expressed interest in being our Ambassador, honest, call me a liar' [3] Gradually fades away to 'name_of_skate_with_unimpeachable_character once told me if Maradona ever finds himself at a loose end he could do worse than interning for us pro bono'

The stock of ordinary superlatives furnished by our impoverished English language fail to do justice to that wonder goal. What they could really do with is a completely different language like Bulgarian, where superlatives can be grammatically applied to nouns and even verbs. Come to think of it, much of what I read in Pompey пра̑вда makes as much sense to me as Bulgarian.

Still think he sounds like Les Dawson playing a char lady

They're only Cup Finals for the lucky clubs who get the chance to play them. Its beneath their dignity really to play against such lowly opposition, so the pluckiest only field weakened teams of junior players from their vast squad, all of whom would willingly pay handsomely for the privilege of being interns in the Barca of English football.

Fill in the blank: Hero->Zero-> ....

I do hope he's not overawed by the challenge.