Waterside.saint

Newport will just have to comfort themselves with the knowledge that they will have been beaten by the Barca of L2 #saidnoonever

Can only blame close proximity to the fetid fleapit that is Fortress Fatpipes

Hilarious. The leopard never changes its shorts

Every one knows they deserve only the best of the best, la creme de la creme and Tescos Finest. What they can actually afford don't enter into it

He'd have to scratch Maradona's eyes out to get that privilege, I'm so #jealous they have these #legends queuing up to play at #Fatpipes

They truly are, to borrow a phrase, 'the special ones'. Vive la differance

The ref was no doubt overawed by the occasion, thus robbing the #pluckiest of another thumping victory at #Fatpipes

Their timber shack, fuelled by decades of neglect and litter, is certainly ripe for the kind of radical transformation that could be brought about by the application of a well dropped fag end

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/the-cross-word-pompey-is-ours-all-of-ours-1-6985906 But racism, sexism and homophobia are all part of your rich history and, no doubt, your putrid future. Why change a winning formula?

On the other hand if they go up it will only add to their delusion and hasten the next car crash

'The world of CARP' A pompey pun, shurely - loyal fishfolk can amuse themselves endlessly by swapping the middle two letters

I get Mack's mis-spelt parody, it's like the patched coat and clown shoes of a superannuated children's entertainer

Jumpers for goalposts.

Let's hope they have a decent stack of 10p pieces for the meter, those low tech floodlights really burn the juice

'Priced at £16.99, it will be available from a host of newsagents across the area.' #tinpotmostest

Good grief. Video blogging at its bestestmost

How would they ever afford the electricity bill?

many a slip

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Truly they are the bestestmost

Hard to see any of our squad dropping that far down even for 'matchday experience' but might work for some of our academy kids

Or: 'the sleepiest giant rolls over in its fetid timber tabernacle, scratches it's flea-bitten arse, belches loudly and drops deeper into its drunken stupor'

Never forget that that tiny half-finished gravel patch is the bestestmost car park in all footballdom #jealous

Many a slip

They've got form for this kind of thing, who could forget their short-lived 'poopey bandstand' with its special band members