Waterside.saint

Apparently one of the conditions for their new Supermost Tesco/Morrisons/LIDL/ALDI being approved is that it shall be well stocked with bubbly

and then went on to say In other words, their financial transparency is as opaque to other people in the game as it is to us

"Whilst we are of course most grateful to you for your thoughtfulness, we should point out that 'George' is not usually spelled with only one G and an unnecessary I"

Don't forget #cupthieves

Could do with a lucky nun, mine hasn't worked yet

We get to score now. The nun said so

I'll be popping out for a nun if this goes on much longer

Agent Crouch

A draw is better than losing to wet sham, but would love to see fat sams face if we spanked them

If this princely sum is divvied up equally, the #cupthiefiest will receive no more than £50 000. On the same basis, Saints look set to receive around £2billion. Mind The Gap.

More of their dirty washing being aired on the courts: http://dailyecho.co.uk/news/11784981.Former_Pompey_boss_facing_extradition/

I fixed it

That's practically a 200% increase in TV funding since the gaptoothiest got bored with the high life. How they must loathe well-run PL clubs and their boring £millions

Excellent, the tinpotmost spectacle of that briefly airborne wardrobe never fails to lift my spirits

Another Meltdown approaches for the pluckiest... Well they know the drill now

Myths and fantasy are always preferred to reality when the world is against you

No matter how far Rangers fall they'll never be bestest

Twitchy and Pompey - sounds like a comedy double act - on the cards if the bestestest are his 'one or two bits and pieces'

Hopes are high here that Awful will now be firmly entrenched with an unassailable reputation as bestest most local saviour, right up until their next meltdown

Can't remember the last time we scored from a set piece

hopefully he'll get another soon

Quite so. From Wikipedia: "He is a well-known supporter of his local club, Hartlepool United F.C., in which during the 2008–09 season, he would use a singing toy figure of the singer James Brown singing "I Feel Good" every time the player of the same name scored"

They're hosting the monkey hangers this weekend. That's right, table-bottoming Hartlepool. If they can't get a result against them it really might be time to wheel out the well-upholstered soprano

"- the group has been looking at League Two side Plymouth and Conference outfit Torquay United among others." which places the bestestest most local club 'among others' - that is, if they've been considered by Twitchy at all

That plucky plastic plaque should be adjusted in order to reflect the magnitude of their most local 'atmosphere' ie unwashed armpits and the fetid outputs of all those fishy squeaky sphincters