Waterside.saint

Christmasses don't come much better than this, the pluckiest going down at home to [snork]Wimbledon[/snork] and are now closer to the relegation zone on points than to the play-offs

Thanks I quite like most tinpot or even tinpotmost, as in uppermost... But would settle for tinpotestest

They're at one & the same time both bestestest and Most Tinpotest innit

Courage mes braves, despite holding [snork] Cheltenham [/snork] to a draw they're still down to 14th out of 24

HMRC tried their best to make an example of them and only failed because of a sympathetic judge. 'nuff said

With their squad and the money they've spent, anything less than the play-offs really would be dire

jumpers for goalposts

Thank you RB for putting our 'woes' into perspective

Hark is that the infamous portsmouth fc hero-zero-villain swingometer of villainy we can hear firing up

indeed

Champagne Iain?

The Portsmouth hero>zero>villain swingometer in full swing, as it were

There will be frothing at the mouth and gnashing of gapped teeth at that insult Agent Connolly, take a bow

:snork:

Oh the humanity

Quite right, fingers crossed that awful's pep talk will demoralise them as badly as it seems to have at Aldershot

The bestestest are at home to Morecambe this afternoon, which promises to be a titanic fishy struggle of minnow against crustacean. Mr Bean and Finnbar the Fish will probably go straight into their threadbare 34-man squad and they have no new injury worries, so on paper they will walk it. Come on you Shrimps!

He's still just as deluded as ever Ah, bless. There's none so blind as those that will not see.

try #94574 @ http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?14620-Pompey-Takeover-Saga/page1892

His erstwhile boss on the lad: “Hopefully Marcus can go out and get his career started again, because it’s stalled a bit over the last few weeks. “He’s a good pro and he’s been fantastic around the place, without being involved.” Sounds as if he's just the ticket to help them finish 'ripping up the league' then

Genius.

Hilarious. Andy Awful is angry. And it's going to stop. Those 3 physios are going to stop. Well no they're not, but he's angry. He's as angry as he's ever been. Er, that's it.

Maradona must be kicking himself he missed out on being their ambassador

Tee hee.