Waterside.saint

Didn't wish to over-state the case

Perhaps he meant: 'drives a white van' AND 'votes for UKIP' AND 'says 'No-one likes us, we don't care' ' AND 'can't distinguish between paediatrician/paedophile' AND 'likes it when saints players suffer career-threatening injuries' AND 'is a sister/mother/prossie-bothering supporter of #tinpotlessportsmouth'.

Stay classy, skates

Mack you're slipping - where's the quaint local patois?

^yep - probably the best we can hope for now, tbh

Well said, its the hope that'll kill them

well, its bad but not irredeemable: York now occupy the last play-off spot and are a comfortable 12 points + 23 goals ahead of #lowlyportsmouth, so with 15 points left for them to play for, they're either condemned to another season of L2 misery, *or* with any luck they're gone

Northampton score

The only thing that's keeping me from the bottle right now is the hope that #lowlyportsmouth will get a good tonking from Hartlepool this afternoon

Have filed nun for future reference

Could do with a nun right now

Back injury.

Gazza must have had something to have got into the squad in the first place. Perhaps he'll surprise us all... in a good way?

Quality

Not content with merely helping their opponents directly (most recently Hartlepool), its been suggested we also throw the game in order to reduce Liverpool's advantage. I'd say the master strategists in the Saints boardroom have the matter well in hand: after all they've done a cracking job already in briefing Agent Connolly to cause them maximum grief

I like their style

If Awful can manage to lose the next two, I'm going to launch that viral 'Bring Back Barker' campaign

Don't think many of them are too fussy about which substances they're anaesthetising themselves with tbh

#nonleagueportsmouth has a nice ring to it

email sent to http://www.bdo.co.uk/contacts-and-locations/trevor-birch -click button at foot of page labelled 'email Trevor' -note there is a 300 character limit. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26840066 Should this asset have been used to pay creditors?

If they're coughing up to pompey it'll be in lucky heather and horse brasses

Still on the vintage Champagne or reduced to Babycham yet?

That makes yet another Twitter hashtag: #SouthsPluckiestMinnow ... although Champagne Iain must wonder who this could possibly refer to, when all on the septic isle know they're the pluckiestest sleepiestest giants

Courage, mes braves. They're stuck in the basement and their plight will provide many more :lol:s yet

Hey, no worries. It's what we do.