Waterside.saint

Harrold you beauty

Genius I would gladly shake the hand of whoever is behind this and buy them a large one

By now you should have had time to complete that Deathstar though

Bristol Rovers will be aiming to complete the double at #fatpipes this afternoon, sadly their record is not good but here's hoping

This thread will, I venture, never be at any serious risk of running dry so long as the skates persist in their folly, and I expect the Himalayas will be eroded down to sea level long before that happens

I am reliably informed that their 'State of the art training facilities' will be based on the sound principles that underpin this state of the art moonshot training program https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=video&cd=1&ved=0CDoQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DmFd da_fNQXg&ei=H3BRU4OJCOfQ7AaitoDoBg&usg=AFQjCNE1NgSevt9f5YeaguLFY2bLmh2g2g&sig2=N32dfb_N_cHzTRZJ5NwBhQ

Cheer up, they are providing more 'opportunities' to 'invest further' in that ongoing train wreck. Plenty more :lol:s to come for us

I know things can get pretty steamy at #fatpipes, what with all the blocked plumbing and all, but does Mick looking as if he is about to enjoy being slapped offhandedly in the face with a wet fish by fatpenny really breach Rule 1?

I fixed it for you

Can't understand how McInnes came to be without an opened bottle of Bolly or two there - perhaps they have turned over a new leaf, the leopard has indeed changed his shorts and all pigs have been fully fuelled & pre-flight checked

#LowRent #Potless #Poor-tsmouth

Would #fatpipes be particularly missed by anyone except fishfolk?

#factlessallen surpasses himself: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/come-join-the-club-but-leave-york-behind-you-1-5998738 "My Pompey debut was February, 2001, and a 2-1 defeat against Bolton, with Michael Panopoulos netting late on. Or so the records inform me – rather, unromantically, I cannot recall a thing."

This is hilarious, they truly are the gift that keeps on giving It reminds me of a famous scene in Gilbert & Sullivan's comic opera 'The Mikado' where a character's integrity is threatened by his holding numerous functions all at the same time: KOKO. It seems that the festivities in connection with my approaching marriage must last a week. I would like to do it handsomely, and I want to consult you as to the amount I ought to spend upon them? POOH. Certainly! In which of my capacities? As First Lord of the Treasury, Lord Chamberlain, Attorney-General, Chancellor of the Exchequer, Privy Purse, or Private Secretary? Ko. Suppose we say as Private Secretary. POOH. Speaking as your Private Secretary, I should say that as the city will have to pay for it, don't stint yourself, do it well. Ko. Exactly: as the city will have to pay for it. That Is your advice. POOH. As Private Secretary. Of course you will understand that as Lord Chancellor of the Exchequer, I am bound to see that due economy is observed. Ko. Oh. But you said just now "don't stint yourself, do it well." POOH. As Private Secretary. Ko. And now you say that due economy must be observed. POOH. As Chancellor of the Exchequer. Ko. I see. Come over here where the Chancellor can't hear us (they cross the stage}. Now, as my Solicitor, how do you advise me to deal with this difficulty? POOH. Oh, as your Solicitor, I should have no hesitation in saying 'chance it'. Ko. Thank you (shaking his hand). I will. POOH. If it were not that as Lord Chief Justice, I am bound to see that the law isn't violated. Ko. I see. Come over here where the Chief Justice can't hear us (they cross the stage). Now, then, as First Lord of the Treasury ? POOH. Of course, as First Lord of the Treasury, I could propose a special rate that would cover all expenses, if it were not that, as leader of the Opposition, it would be my duty to resist it tooth and nail. Or as Paymaster-General, I could so cook the accounts, that as Lord High Auditor I should never discover the fraud. But, then, as Archbishop of Titipu , it would be my duty to announce my dishonesty and give myself into my own custody as First Commissioner of Police. Ko. That's extremely awkward.

What happened about that libel suite?

Happily, Oxford, Northampton and Torquay won today. Last play-off slot 11 points ahead of them with only 12 points left for them to play for. So, no need to get Agent Barker back after all

Did he win?

Perhaps he meant Lost And Needing To Be Found Or more succinctly Lost, And To Be Found

#factlessallen winning that would require as a minimum at least one of the following: - every other possible candidate being struck down with plague - a massive bung to the panel which would need to be generously equipped with a collective sense of irony

Thanks for putting all this into perspective for us, RB

Yes indeed, they're ... Lessownin' PoorManagerSackin' 88thFinishin' Overspendin' SeasonTicketGivin' DonationDeadlineExtendin' CrapPlayerContractExtendin' FatPennyEmbracin' TescoLandLockin' CarparkSqueezin' Pompey

That will be the passionatest 'expressing' themselves with the originality and elan we've come to expect from them

SO16 got it right, make it the 2p and we'll all be happy

The administrator in charge of that was our old mate Trevor, but he didn't reply to my email to him on the topic. Don't hold your breath

Countering portsmyths: http://www.thetoptens.com/football-team-best-supporters/southampton-fc-1149146.asp