Waterside.saint

The 'turd that won't flush' is nevertheless slipping down the bottom tier. Happily, they're now down to 12. Only another 11 places to go

Simples. They don't want to believe it so they won't. 'La la la la la I can't hear you...'

The scheme cooked up St Marys is going completely to plan, Agent Connolly was thoroughly briefed at the outset and he continues to play his part with consumate skill. Bravo!

That much-stained odiferous tablecloth could probably do with a good wash, although the unenthusiastic attitude towards soap of folk on Portsea Island makes it unlikely.

Looks as if normal service is being resumed

In other news, the bestest were unaccountably held to a goalless draw by... Hartlepool Presumably the ref and his assistants were all overawed by the occasion, again. When will they get that elusive rub of the green?

See what I mean?

There are some cracking pictures of our 'Arry on that footballburp page

Feel that passion. *shudders*

Strangely, the skates have not been included in the BBC's 'team of the day' vote - although you can vote for Accrington http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/28697713

What red blooded lusty professional footballer could fail to be inspired by that threat?

PlebMilkin'-cupstealin'-nonpayin'-taxdodgin'-bottomdwellin' Portsmouth

20 pages to go before this thread hits the 100 000 milestone - although, no doubt, the attraction of commenting on the bestest, most developer-owned club in the bottom tier of English football will wear off long before then

I fixed it for you

Please, someone chip in with a photoshopped broken-down old portakabin daubed 'OURS' Karma

Massive club in shock loss to small-time Southend. Said footballing genius 'Awful': "I can't believe we made a bottom tier club, especially one beginning with the word 'South', look good this afternoon. If this goes on we'll be a laughing stock."

PFC's road to nowhere - how appropriate

PFC, the gift that keeps on giving

I still think 'non - league Portsmouth' has a nice ring to it

'Awfs' will need a rhino's hide to cope with the flak he's going to get from the bestest once they realise that surviving in L2 is his first and only priority

They can (and no doubt will) blame their 'threadbare' 30-man squad

Goodness.

But they weren't in debt when they stole that, no sir, not one copper penny, it's only jealous nutjobs who would ever think otherwise because they're all blinded by unthinking hatred