Waterside.saint

Vintage RB, Thanks for the lol In other news, some Boys from the Black Stuff have been seen banging on a locked door at Fatpipes shouting something about unpaid wages

And lets not forget: So there it is - the pluckiest minnows' justifiable pride in not YET being dumped out of a cup competition by non-league opposition. Roll on the replay

A long, valuable cup run would certainly do the pluckiest minnows a power of good. It would be so tragic if this were to be cruelly cut short

How are the mighty fallen

And no doubt the ref was overawed by the occaision.

Shome mishtake, shurely

Presumably the length of a generation depends on the average age of parenthood on the septic isle, whats that down to now?

Another payday worth literally £100s for the plucky minnows Well done Aldershot though

Is that the fat lady I can hear clearing her throat?

Karma. Hopefully CheatsFC will receive another installment of their long-delayed slow-motion comeuppance this afternoon

Hilarious. Just when I think the septic isle has almost run out of ways to make me laugh, along comes a gem like this. Roll on post 100000.

I make that another notch further from ' hero ' and closer to 'villain' for their 'Awful' manager

Shame, I so enjoyed those cosy fireside chats with a beer in one hand, a tablet in the other and a long list of toast-related pseudonyms to post under

How about ' supporter-conned'?

The case has been well put by rallyboy, it's the same as putting a fox in charge of the hen coop

It's true that in his case the hero > zero > villain swingometer is only mid-way through its excursion, but it's surely only a matter of time before 'Awful' joins the ranks of ex-legends and reviled criminals who between them share responsibility for the continuing downfall of the septic few

No shortage of clowns on the septic isle

Ah, Fatpipes - that broken down timber tabernacle where fish folk tend their broken clock and dream of playing against Port Vale, Gillingham or Crewe. Count me out.

With their budget they should be mid-table in L1 at least. That they are still sliding down the bottom tier is at the same time both richly satisfying and very funny indeed

That chip carried on the shoulder of every skate must be of monumental proportions by now

The 'turd that won't flush' is nevertheless slipping down the bottom tier. Happily, they're now down to 12. Only another 11 places to go

Simples. They don't want to believe it so they won't. 'La la la la la I can't hear you...'

The scheme cooked up St Marys is going completely to plan, Agent Connolly was thoroughly briefed at the outset and he continues to play his part with consumate skill. Bravo!